Fellaini to Chelsea, says his Dad?

[Neiler]

Sod Di Matteo, what Roman really needs is the Neiler/RFUS dream team.

Ill take the brunettes you can have the blondes - Torres included!

 

[Brennan]

Baines AND Fellaini both won't leave together, at least not this summer.

One of them might go; but I doubt Moyes would allow both to go during the same window.

It might not be up to him. Fellaini has already come out publicly and said he wants Everton to make transfer progress in this window. What reason has he got to stay if his career is being held back and the club aren't progressing ?

He doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would stay at a club to do the manager a favour.

 

[RFUS]

Ill take the brunettes you can have the blondes - Torres included!

Only if that physio woman dies her hair blonde.

 

[Neiler]

Only if that physio woman dies her hair blonde.

You've seen through my cunning plan.

*Fakes recurring groin strain, while RFUS shows Fernando where to place hands in the wall.