Farts

[BlueInNZ]

I've always said that children are like farts - on a good day I can just about tolerate my own.

 

[marrowfatpeas]

Bottle them and sell them on the dark web.

The market for male farts just isn't there.

I did see an article about a girl who was making a mint bottling up her under thunders she was letting off on video and selling them online. Madness. They weren't cheap either, about 60 notes and they were tiny air sealed bottles. You would probably only get one decent hit once you open it.

 

[Swartzy]

Where's Chico been recently ?

 

[Kurt.]

Embrace it … I have a rule where my mrs never gets up same time as me …. I love that hour just sat at the kitchen table blasting off

 

[marrowfatpeas]

Embrace it … I have a rule where my mrs never gets up same time as me …. I love that hour just sat at the kitchen table blasting off

Mine leaves an hour before me in the morning. I end up just sitting and letting off for that hour.

Maybe you're right and I should just embrace it.

Weekends are an issue. I can't imagine she enjoys spending her morning off work heading someone constantly boffing for an hour. Doesn't help when I shout things like "get out brown, I know your name!" Just before it. I've stopped doing that now. The lack of breathable air on a Saturday morning is bad enough without added commentary.