Farting

Izzy1878 · August 30, 2019

I have no problem with men farting. I find it quite disgusting if women do it though. Unless it's a fat berd letting you know where the buisness end is. Discuss...

anton66 · August 30, 2019

Izzy1878 said:
I have no problem with men farting. I find it quite disgusting if women do it though. Unless it's a fat berd letting you know where the buisness end is. Discuss...

Fanny farts are not nice.

bigbadjeff · August 30, 2019

There’s nothing more pleasurable than a good fart, unless you follow through, as happened to my boss a while back, Mandalay covering the grin masked the smiles.

Izzy1878 · August 30, 2019

If you want to hear loud trumping, work a night shift in a hospital ward, preferably care of the elderly or gastro. Some nights it's like planes taking off. How they don't wake themselves up is beyond me.

Izzy1878 · August 30, 2019

anton66 said:
Fanny farts are not nice.

In general women's farts smell worse than men's.... As hard as it is to believe, it's true. Although women and men produce the same amount of flatulence, a study conducted by Dr. Levitt found that women's farts consistently contain significantly greater concentrations of hydrogen sulfide the stuff that makes them smell.

Deleted member 28206 · August 30, 2019

Back to school next week thank god

coollino · August 30, 2019

Izzy1878 said:
In general women's farts smell worse than men's.... As hard as it is to believe, it's true. Although women and men produce the same amount of flatulence, a study conducted by Dr. Levitt found that women's farts consistently contain significantly greater concentrations of hydrogen sulfide the stuff that makes them smell.

Thanks Izzy.

Toffe3m4n · August 30, 2019

I actually think it's a tad weird that it's still considered a bit of a social taboo. Everyone does it, it's actually a pretty healthy bodily function, so the fact that we feel obligated to hold it in during certain occassions out of 'embarassment' seems odd to me the more I think about it.

Obviously not too nice when you catch a whiff of a smelly one like, but still.

Groucho · August 30, 2019

Everyone likes the smell of their own

The binman chronicles · August 30, 2019

Toffe3m4n said:
I actually think it's a tad weird that it's still considered a bit of a social taboo. Everyone does it, it's actually a pretty healthy bodily function, so the fact that we feel obligated to hold it in during certain occassions out of 'embarassment' seems odd to me the more I think about it.

I look at it like this, if I wanted to breathe the air that has just come out of your bottom I would politely ask to suck on your polo. As I haven't that means that I probably don't.

tommye · August 30, 2019

Boss site lads....

Azzurri · August 30, 2019

I find it strangely arousing when an attractive woman farts.

maccavennie · August 30, 2019

I love this thread lol

Izzy1878 · August 30, 2019

Azzurri said:
I find it strangely arousing when an attractive woman farts.

Other peoples farts make me want to throw up but my own are simply irresistible. If I fart in my sleep and wake up, I dip me head under the covers and pat meself on the back.