Faith

[devo85]

Or the size of his nob.

Isaiah 43:25
I, even I, am He who blots out your transgressions for My own sake; and I will not remember your sins.

Basically, we'll forgive the noncing of the choirboys when it suits us and we'd appreciate it if Mr TW's integrity was not brought into question again.

I'll say 3 Hail Mary's, 4 Our Fathers and 5 F'off Fat Sams.

 

[Old Blue 2]

Bless you for showing me the path of righteousness.

OK, Mrpenis, gimme the daddio, laddio & spooky on this track:

 

[Mrtallywacker]

OK, Mrpenis, gimme the daddio, laddio & spooky on this track:

I'm afraid I can't do that my son.

 

[Cels]

Should we pray for our red enemies?

Definitely, that lot need all the help they get

 

[devo85]

O Father, if the power of prayer is as powerful as you have proclaimed, we need it now more than ever.....

A false Prophet is amongst us....

He turns water into gravy, he claims false miracles, he chews at the cud of wrigley and he worships the false idol of Sammy.

This Heathen needs to be cast out from the land of St Lukes to the wilderness of retirement now.

Can you deliver?

 

[Cels]

O Father, if the power of prayer is as powerful as you have proclaimed, we need it now more than ever.....

A false Prophet is amongst us....

He turns water into gravy, he claims false miracles, he chews at the cud of wrigley and he worships the false idol of Sammy.

This Heathen needs to be cast out from the land of St Lukes to the wilderness of retirement now.

Can you deliver?

Luke 21:8 - And He said, "See to it that you are not misled; for many will come in My name, saying, 'I am He,' and, 'The time is near '. Do not go after them".

 

[Old Blue 2]

I'm afraid I can't do that my son.

How about this one then, liebchen:

 

[Mrtallywacker]

How about this one then, liebchen:

Nope.

 

[Old Blue 2]

Nope.

Oh dear, Reverend! Psalm 23, I believe. You'll have your dog-collar taken off you soon!

 

[Mrtallywacker]

Oh dear, Reverend! Psalm 23, I believe. You'll have your dog-collar taken off you soon!

Not so my son.
When asking for something one should remember to say please, which you didn't do you naughty little sausage.

 

[Agent Blue]

Sorry to bring things back down to Earth and all that, but this Holy Bloke you quoteth hath been superseded:

Samuel 6-4-0: “ And Farhad did sayeth unto me, away for the prying ears of those ITK-ers and those with quill and papyrus, Samuel, Mighty Samuel, go forth not on the field but in thought....with masterly tactical acumen, your plethora of analysts and the small but mighty miracle nameth Little Samuel of Anfield parish, and deliver us safety, deliver us caution, deliver us stubbornness in the face of the gaudy, temptations of Sky....and deliver us survival. For thine is the power, the kingdom and the gravy.......the whiff of Bisto is mightier than the riches of success”

Make of that what you will.

Blasphemy.......On your knees sinner!

 

[Old Blue 2]

Not so my son.
When asking for something one should remember to say please, which you didn't do you naughty little sausage.

Believe me, squire, the last thing I would wear would be one of those things...!!!

 

[evertony]

Or the size of his nob.

Quoted from Adam & The Ants “Day I Met God”.....I imagine OB2 would go into meltdown listening to that.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

George Michael had it at one point