Faith

[Old Blue 2]

O holy one, as a man of the church may I partake of your wise counsel on a question of theology?

Now THIS could open up a can of werms!!!

 

[Old Blue 2]

Fine words my blue brother.

The Rolling Stones are veritable preachers, Mrpenis! Take the following, for example, from a song called 'Star star':
'Yeah I heard about your polaroids
That's what I call obscene
Tricks with fruit, kinda cute
I bet it keeps ya p**** clean'
(Now here Mick Jagger is writing about the need to maintain cleanliness!)

And from the same song
'Ali McGraw got mad at you
For giving head to Steve McQueen'
(Here Mick is admonishing the girl for messing with someone else's man).

The above examples shine light on Mick's path of righteousness...

 

[Mrtallywacker]

O holy one, as a man of the church may I partake of your wise counsel on a question of theology?

I'm not sure if my counsel is wise but go ahead my son.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

The Rolling Stones are veritable preachers, Mrpenis! Take the following, for example, from a song called 'Star star':
'Yeah I heard about your polaroids
That's what I call obscene
Tricks with fruit, kinda cute
I bet it keeps ya p**** clean'
(Now here Mick Jagger is writing about the need to maintain cleanliness!)

And from the same song
'Ali McGraw got mad at you
For giving head to Steve McQueen'
(Here Mick is admonishing the girl for messing with someone else's man).

The above examples shine light on Mick's path of righteousness...

Bless you for showing me the path of righteousness.

 

[devo85]

I'm not sure if my counsel is wise but go ahead my son.

With a name like "Tallywacker" you have an obvious unhealthy obsession with a certain part of the male anatomy. I'm wondering O faithful one, do you find comfort in shielding this obsession within the confines of the church?

 

[Mrtallywacker]

With a name like "Tallywacker" you have an obvious unhealthy obsession with a certain part of the male anatomy. I'm wondering O faithful one, do you find comfort in shielding this obsession within the confines of the church?

You say it as if it is a bad thing my son.
Mr @Bungle please educate this lost soul, God bless you.

 

[NEWSWEETTOFFEE]

Matthew 5:44-45: I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous.

Should we pray for our red enemies?

 

[NEWSWEETTOFFEE]

I can only hope that there are enough muslim supporters of Everton, for a Quran version of this thread.

 

[kev]

With a name like "Tallywacker" you have an obvious unhealthy obsession with a certain part of the male anatomy. I'm wondering O faithful one, do you find comfort in shielding this obsession within the confines of the church?

 

[Carl O'Ancelotti]

sayeth a prayer for auld blue 2 mr T, may those that know not come to know what they may never know.

 

[Kal El]

 

[Bungle]

You say it as if it is a bad thing my son.
Mr @Bungle please educate this lost soul, God bless you.

Isaiah 43:25
I, even I, am He who blots out your transgressions for My own sake; and I will not remember your sins.

Basically, we'll forgive the noncing of the choirboys when it suits us and we'd appreciate it if Mr TW's integrity was not brought into question again.

 

[anton66]

Isaiah 43:25
I, even I, am He who blots out your transgressions for My own sake; and I will not remember your sins.

Basically, we'll forgive the noncing of the choirboys when it suits us and we'd appreciate it if Mr TW's integrity was not brought into question again.

Or the size of his nob.

 

[ToffeeDan]

I'm gonna live forever

Samuel 11:10

I'm gonna learn how to fly...

Fame Chapter 1 v 2

 

[ToffeeDan]

We’re definitely not the chosen people football wise.

Been in the blinking wilderness for nigh on 40 years.. by the time we get to JerusaBramleyem.. and we've still not received the 10 Commitments on Mount Signhimup.

And I'm sick of the sight of the Red C.