Explain a film plot, badly

[canuckblue]

Two astronauts discover the dangers of AI.

 

[danny=)]

there is some limbless reptiles on a flying vehicle

 

[dachshund]

Grumpy and shaky German boss so disappointed with his employees' dedication to their jobs he decides to off himself in the backyard

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Mel Gibson hating the English

 

[Infernus]

Mel Gibson hating the English

Makes a change from the people that he usually hates

 

[BITTER TWISTED & BLUE]

Two well dressed gentlemen stop you from remembering things they don’t want you to know about.

 

[blulouie]

Man stranded on Mars

Man stranded on Mars

Man still stranded on Mars

Never finished the end.

 

[Kurt.]

Rich man drops his wallet, a pretend blind man kneeling on a skateboard picks it up and ends becoming a rich man after an episode where father Xmas steals a fish and a hooker gets her wabs out

 

[goldfinchmule]

Crows and gulls lose the plot in San Francisco.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Kick off at office Christmas party due to noisy gatecrashers

Of duty police officer sorts it out.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

2 con men and their mates blag a mafia boss. Pretend to be dead at the end but they're not really.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Plumber subverts the justice system, befriends black man and becomes gang leader, all while starting up a small mining company.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Some lads find their mate on the roof of Las Vegas hotel after a mad one.

 

[Rita_Poon]

B&W Tony Soprano in a trench coat heel turns into virtue and single handedly defeats the scourge of the 40's and releases his unrequited love.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Americans go to the beach with guns. Germans have guns too and kill loads of brothers. The last brother is saved so it's all good.