Explain a film plot, badly

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Austrian murders . Part 1-

 

[Kurt.]

Young girl steals her dads gun and goes to hide with Russian gangsters where he tries to find her

 

[COYBL25]

Some fisherman go out in a boat to catch a big shark, the big shark eats the boat and eats one of them.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

A dodgy fella encourages kids to buy bars of chocolate....

 

[Kurt.]

A doctors daughter carries a watermelon up some steps wiggling her arse

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

A tale of four smackheads from Leith.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

A girl keeps falling in and out a well. Telephone calls are made.

 

[ArtetaMagic]

There's a plane and there are snakes on it.

 

[Davideeyore]

Kick off at office Christmas party due to noisy gatecrashers

 

[summerisle]

Japanese man periodically attacks French policeman.

 

[Rita_Poon]

"Space ship people get up from sleeping coffin and have eat. Computer woman find strange noisings on planet and astronauts go to seeing. Astronauts find big elephant man who dead then find too many egg. Astronaut is possess by egg demon and new egg demon is come when eat bad noodle. Seven friends and cat all try to find egg demon before spaceship go home but is hard working. Who will life to escaping? Who is bad milk blood robot? Scream not working because space make deaf."

 

[blue to the bone]

Criminal escapes prison using a tiny hammer and swimming through Sh**

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

A man comes up with a list and saves lives.

 

[blue61]

School gang leader turns a simple girl next door type into a leather clad tart in one term, and gets it on at the fairground.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Australian man commits vehicular homicide after being triggered by copious amounts of sand in his a**crack.