BainesontoastNEW
Player Valuation: £50m
Man gets stuck on an island and talks to a football without any apparent use of narcotics.
Explain a film plot, badly
- Thread starter summerisle
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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Owner of a bank loses everybody's money , people then give him loads of money in return (includes bells and schmaltz)
Kids take field trip to Cadbury's and get mindf***ed by an eccentric chef after being encouraged to lick acid-laced wallpaper.
Never got on with me dad, we had a few sword fights and he was always dressed up in a black cossie and helmet with a wrinkly old fella called “Lecky hands” egging him on.
Willie Thorne
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Mum and Dad hate thier son and so 8ugger off abroad with the rest of the family to let him fend for himself over Chrimbo.
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £100m
So guesses for this could be golden. I'm going 'The poke of Zorro'.
The Merchandise Strikes Back
goldfinchmule
Player Valuation: £10m
Indian chief suffocates convicted rapist in mental hospital, laughs aplenty.
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £100m
Now 'leccy hands' makes sense.
….a Russian submarine captain fancies living in US so hops onto one of their subs on its way to Maine.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
A fat man and a thin man spend thirty minutes pushing a piano up some steps, and letting it fall back again.
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
An American and Australian have a holiday romance then end up going to the same school after finishing their education at least 15 years previously,as pupils.....
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
An Irish bloke sticks on a dress and says feck 100 times
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Two women go on a road trip and drive off a cliff.
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