Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
Even Kurt would be ashamed of this one.

Wearing Lee jeans and Samba in the pub drinking lager top and laughing at each other because they're ten minutes late for the game and that's how not arsed they are.
Cut off at 60 minutes because Lukaku is being lazy and they've got thirty notes on some obscure horse race and they've drank in that same pub since before it was a pub and Dixie Dean used to serve them in there but Peter Reid once brought in the Canon League trophy and Brian Marwood's shins and bought everyone a pint and it was boss and Sam Fox's bush and the days of an honest tackle lad you wasn't even there.
Brett Angel mate. Brett Angel...He's been on a desert island the past 2 years?
Seriously why has this not been killed off?! Come on massive head do what is right and destroy this thread you old foolI hope the hoppers note how the older generation are not arsed when you attack them at their core.
Everton have done far worse to them than anything a try too hard tithead can on the internet.
Now if they would only leave Barkley and Lukaku alone then they would be the pride of Everton.
Don't you dare put me in the same generation as these piss stained arl arses. I'm the middle generation. The cool cats.Seriously why has this not been killed off?! Come on massive head do what is right and destroy this thread you old fool
There is no such generation, you are young or old! I know you would rather be with the bad teds with crap sleeves, shouting what's our name, beaked up off their face sitting in the lower street end.Don't you dare put me in the same generation as these piss stained arl arses. I'm the middle generation. The cool cats.
I do like the young generation. They're excitable and Everton make them fume bad. They haven't reached the apathy stage yet.There is no such generation, you are young or old! I know you would rather be with the bad teds with crap sleeves, shouting what's our name, beaked up off their face sitting in the lower street end.
It's good to laugh at us I won't lie. I especially like it when they fume and start kicking seats what bundles of joy they are!! I like to put myself in the young generation with an older head. Sit and laugh at how crap we are as I have never seen us win a trophy (I was 3 when we last won one)I do like the young generation. They're excitable and Everton make them fume bad. They haven't reached the apathy stage yet.
Before he next sees me and throws me under a passing bus I'd like to state for the record that mr the @edge is in the cool mid generation.
Thank you for your understanding sir.
The older generation were born one day before @edge was.we need the cutoff points, please...i'm guessing pre-1966 births are the arl arses, pre-1987 are the mids and anyone born after that know nothing.