Everton vs Man Utd - Match Build Up

[dixie1928]

Paddy, firstly welcome like.

What's your favourite meat to accompany a Sunday dinner and don't hold back on the detail.

Has to be beef. Only perverts and women would have anything else.

 

[chicoazul]

Has to be beef. Only perverts and women would have anything else.

Mate, please don't tell me that you have just overlooked the Lamb, if so then I'm about to faint out of horror. Especially if that aforementioned Lamb is accompanied with some mint sauce.

 

[EFCNIK]

I am partial to chicken

 

[Alan Whittle]

:yahooalace fans everywhere say COYB!.....especially tommorrow.

 

[Clint Planet]

Cheers Paddy.

Wow, is it actually Paddy himself?

 

[bluemoon risin'.]

Hi lads, man city fan here in peace..

Not sure who penned "no woman, no kai" but it's buzzin round a couple of our City forums. I bet you have one or two gems up yer sleeves instore for the rat tomoz.. Her'es one i thought of earlier...


To lord of the dance.

coleen, wherever you may be

Don't have him back, cos he's got VD

from a dirty whore, he met the Lowry

what a silly [Poor language removed] you are Rooney

 

[bluemoon risin'.]

ps, i write poetry too.

A little ditty to... Jolene/Dolly fun bags


Coleen, coleen, coleen, coleen
I'm begging of you please don't take back shrek
Coleen, coleen, coleen, coleen
send him to clap clinic for a check

You really need to be aware
crabs crawl around his pubic hair
itchy skin, he's caught the clap - not cleen

The press exposed his tawdry fling
his marraige gone, she'll pawn his ring
And I cannot see him back with you, coleen

Wayne's's gone and blown it, in [Poor language removed] deep
the cheating ****, don't let him creep
and cry his way back to you coleen

And I can easily understand
How the ugly **** once shagged a gran
But now his latest whore's Jenny, coleen

Coleen, coleen, coleen, coleen
I'm begging of you please don't take back this man
Coleen, coleen, coleen, coleen
Please don't take him back, he'll shag your gran

You could soon have your choice of men
But could you love this rat again?
You gotta go for absolute decree, coleen

I had to have this talk with you
A leapord spots don't change, it's true
And whatever you decide to do, coleen

coleen coleen coleen coleen
I'm begging of you please don't take back this man

coleen coleen coleen coleen
Please go n' dump him in the garbage can.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Hi lads, man city fan here in peace..

Not sure who penned "no woman, no kai" but it's buzzin round a couple of our City forums. I bet you have one or two gems up yer sleeves instore for the rat tomoz.. Her'es one i thought of earlier...


To lord of the dance.

coleen, wherever you may be

Don't have him back, cos he's got VD

from a dirty whore, he met the Lowry

what a silly [Poor language removed] you are Rooney

Nice first post lid. Hope you dont end up like most of your city brothers, start off nice then turn all nasty. This forum is about love, mostly male to male love.

 

[RFUS]

Nice first post lid. Hope you dont end up like most of your city brothers, start off nice then turn all nasty. This forum is about love, mostly male to male love.

I think they should put that at the top of the page, under the logo. So true.

 

[chicoazul]

Hi lads, man city fan here in peace..

Not sure who penned "no woman, no kai" but it's buzzin round a couple of our City forums. I bet you have one or two gems up yer sleeves instore for the rat tomoz.. Her'es one i thought of earlier...


To lord of the dance.

coleen, wherever you may be

Don't have him back, cos he's got VD

from a dirty whore, he met the Lowry

what a silly [Poor language removed] you are Rooney

Hi mate, I think you're cute.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

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Looks like Fellaini is up front. He's scored past them before and terrorised Vidic, got to be worth a punt at 14-1.

[Edit] It's Cahill upfront. Urgh.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Now then , Kopite . Be prepared to be converted , lid .

You do Scousers , you'll LOVE this gaff .

Vero .

Timmy will score , btw .

Poco Crespo ; Oracula , incidentally .

Don't worry , you'll pick it up , kid .

Poco Crespo ; Oracula .

Didn't I tell yous ??? Didn't I ???

Puts arms out , idignant .

Lights BIG Cigar ,...

 

[little curly alan ball]

Poco Crespo ; Oracula .

Didn't I tell yous ??? Didn't I ???

Puts arms out , idignant .

Lights BIG Cigar ,...

Ahem , Mr. Bookmaker ,....

Any chance of a start ???

Oracula , btw .

Stand on me .

( Kisses reflection in mirror ,...)