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Player Valuation: £70m
Operation Goodison sniper. Target is that useless cart Iwobi
No Iwobi is on the pitchHave we spent the last fortnight in the pub?
Injured isn't he?The argument against Ellis Simms must boil down to a lack of m’s in the kit room
Worst Panini collection everIwobi can’t make anything stick
Spot on amigoIwobi has been West Ham’s best player in possession, 100% pass completion so far, looks decent that lad.