Match Thread Everton v West Ham United - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Bwana]

I read that in a Monty Python Parrot sketch voice

Pining the fjords.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Bernards is 66%.

I'm not sure what's standard yet.

Depends on position. 66% would be shameful for a CB but for a winger is fine so long as the misses are aggressive passes trying to create things.

 

[Ducans elbow]

that was close

 

[Azza]

I zone out. What did he say?

He said Randolph looks like he has an issue kicking. Referenced that one I mentioned about him walking to take the long kick and then just passing it out to Ogbonna for that one despite us pressing them high.

 

[riddick]

Can we please start shooting a but?

 

[Cool_Blue]

Switch richarlison to the left.
Davies receiving the ball from defenders then........giving it back to them lol

 

[flibbyflob]

This is poor so far but Wet Sham are sitting so deep that it was always going to be tough.

 

[4737carlin]

This is a typical Moyes game, were going to have to be patient

 

[flibbyflob]

Take a crappy scrappy 1-0 with ball bouncing in off DCLs bum.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Our aerial success is 69% vs West Ham's 31%

More stats as I get them.

 

[BlueDraka]

6 yd box Pickford should be getting it. COYB

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Belter game this

 

[atypicalusername]

Godfrey with a poor pass then but the right idea

 

[summerisle]

Perhaps if you chant Cazoo three times something will happen.

 

[Zatara]

If we get the first goal here i dont see them getting two