Everton v West Ham 1st Sub Sweepie

[4737carlin]

Walcott or Gomes on for possibly Morgan and Bernard after 67 minutes, current score 0 2

 

[overkill]

71st minute snides for Walcott.

 

[MikeH72]

Iwobi for Bernard, 68 mins.

 

[Mitch Ward's Minder]

5 mins - Stek for DCL when Pickford charges out of his area flaps at a high bouncing ball and karate kicks their Ukrainian fella in the throat. After consulting with VAR for 10 mins the ref sends off a vacant faced Schneiderlin who is now wearing the yellow jersey somehow. Silva draws a wry smile as his game plan starts to come to fruition and Everton go on to win 7-0 despite being a man down (even though they started with 10 players anyway), with the now Morgan Pickford pulling the strings in midfield scoring blammos from the halfway.
The referee at the end of the game retires to his changing room, pulls off his face mask to reveal Marcel Brands who says to himself "I got away with it despite those pesky kids"

 

[degsy]

Double sub.
68 mins
Jo & Strac on for Pickford, go goalie in and out and hope they don't notice we have 12 men...not that it'll do any good

 

[Kaiser Soysauce]

If we're drawing:

76 mins
Kean for DCL
Walcott for Iwobi
Bleach for me

If we're winning:

76 mins
Kean for DCL
Walcott for Iwobi
Bleach for me

If we're losing:

76 mins
Walcott for Schnides
Kean for Keane
Tosun for Mina
Niasse for Pickford
Formation 2 2 7, high press coupled with zero transition
Bleach for me

 

[Abraders]

Saha off, Distin on in the 92nd minute.

One of the beat substitutions I've ever witnessed

 

[coollino]

I can't name the groundsman let alone the deputy

 

[zzr45]

Paraplegic for Keane.

Mobility of squad greatly increases.

 

[sageyefc]

64th minute after we go a goal down he'll bring on iwobi for Bernard or vice versa depending on which one starts.

 

[blue61]

One of the beat substitutions I've ever witnessed

Never to be bettered really, Moist should have won an award for that.

 

[Archie Knox]

Half time, surprisingly, when we are, unsurprisingly, two down, probably to goals from Haller and Yarmolenko.

Going for his final act of desperation for us: Walcott on for Sidibe. Change of system thinking it's more attacking with Walcott playing as a faux right wing back, but in reality it leaves us wide open and we quickly concede a third.

I'll go for his final substitution as Everton manager to be in the 84th minute, bringing on Schneiderlin for Richarlison.

 

[Bluetintedspecs]

70th minute.

Silva's preferred time for a sub unless he's forced to change due to injury or a sending off.

 

[Zezti]

68th minute - Bernard for Iwobi