I've had a long hard think about tonight's match, the players for each position, attack v defence, the battle in the middle, length of the grass, floodlight maximisation of shadows on pitch, paint used for goal lines, conditioner used for kits, temperature of the iron used on the shorts, wind optimisation, voice recognition, luck of the draw, game of two halves, x against y, 4 divided 2 x 10 = a good quality aftershave.
The conclusion and scoreline I've come to with my calculations using all of the above metrics
Everton 0-83 Man City
COYB!