Match Thread Everton v Dynamo Kyiv Friday 29 July 7.45pm KO.


After Myko’s goal the other day and McNeil’s 2nd (I know it was a set piece) I’m loving the return of FBs sending it deep for players coming in off the other flank. Seem to recall Seamus steaming in to score from a couple of Baines crosses back in the day.

Could also be a means to boosting Gordon’s numbers if he can drill that back post run until it’s second nature. With Dominic Calvert-Lewin pulling defenders with him into the middle I can see it yielding a few goals for us this year.

Or, the minute the season starts we start hitting the first man with every cross again. Whichever.
 

HalfTimeSayers

Player Valuation: £950k
Denise needs to be sending an email out warning that anyone entering the pitch can and will be banned from future games.

Could be worded nicely, like don’t deprive yourself of the chance to go to BM etc

Slap it in the programme and announce it before matches, then show photos on the screens each match of all the idiots that have been banned so far.
 

Mikey_Fitzgerald

Please don't call me "Mickey" lar
Denise needs to be sending an email out warning that anyone entering the pitch can and will be banned from future games.

Could be worded nicely, like don’t deprive yourself of the chance to go to BM etc

Slap it in the programme and announce it before matches, then show photos on the screens each match of all the idiots that have been banned so far.

Something does need to be done now

The football authorities will be desperate to get us
 

HalfTimeSayers

Player Valuation: £950k
Ben Godfrey can't pass a ball. He will cost us points this season, ditto holgate, both need binning. Not good enough for the prem, deffo championship level.
Godfrey is just inept at kicking a football. Holgate is too casual and unfocussed.

Made to look a billion times worse when free transfer Tarky has spent 60 mins pinging the ball around.
 
A good end to the pre season and some really promising signs against a decent opposition tbf. Marred by some absolute helmets running on to the pitch in some cases encouraged by their dim witted parents. It's just a pre season friendly ffs, make us look like fools and just asks for trouble. The authorities will be itching to charge us again.
 

Sarnia Kevin

Player Valuation: £35m
A couple of thoughts: All those expert fans who were querying why the hell we would waste our time signing a no hope loser like McNeil should just shut the f up for the foreseeable future, and isn't it nice to think that the manager has a selection of players to choose from who can string a few passes together.
 
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