Here is my debut, my offering of an FHM to Chico's Maxim if you will, the Bill Paxton to Chico's Kevin Bacon etc.
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Well that was a [Poor language removed] wasn't it? Just when we started to think it's the 80's all over again, the club pretend it's the 70's and the team put in a couple of 2nd half performances as flat as Elton John's sex life in that particular decade. Billy Butler-dear lord, why did you bother you fossil.
It only gets harder now. The Red and White multi-cultural teds of North London travel up the motorway in a game that six weeks ago would of lead me to believe "We owe them one" and now leads me to believe "I know it was mutual but please put lube on and make it gentle this time Mr Arteta". Despite the fact that they had a 0-0 with the increasingly regressive Aston Villa and their 'fat Smithers' look-a-like of a manager Paul Lambert, they hold major threats in their side with the likes of a newly ace looking Giroud and a fit-again Wilshere and of course Arteta pulls the strings in midfield for Arsenal but not the genitals of the Goodison faithful *sobs*. I will describe my feelings on their bony Frenchman on the sidelines a little bit later in the piece.
You can't deny that we played some decent stuff in the opening exchanges against Norwich but we quickly succumbed to the overpowering germ that is 2nd half syndrome and our increasing inability to put games to bed when we're on top is becoming a huge concern as is our seeming over-reliance on Fellaini. This being said lets see what a Goodison night game against a big side with players like Fellaini, Mirallas, Gibson and Hibbert coming back will do to our efficiency and hopefully it will allow us to start dreaming of listening to that over-dramatic ****e that gets blasted out pre-game coming to Goodison next season as well as the likes of Messi, Ronaldo and Zlatgod.
While on the topic of Wednesday's game, what is with that grand coat of paedophilia that Wenger wears? Why would he, do you think he is hiding something i.e. Erectile dysfunction? It makes him = the heady combination of strangeness that you could only describe as a mix between the Michelin man and the Child snatcher from 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" (By the way, don't you think the title of that film is borderline a dodgy Porno?). The fact you can't disguise is that he is a great manager who believes in youth(hehe) and has his way of playing the game from which he won't waiver even if it means they sometimes get overpowered by the likes of Stoke city.
That leads me on to my next point, Fellaini will be key if he gets the ball often in the final 3rd we are in with a chance of winning, I don't very well see Arsenal coping with an in form Felli or Kev Mirallas for that matter who if fit should immediately displace Naismith-whose hair makes him look like a cheap, young Scottish Real estate agent version of Limahl, he will get better, but he's not quite at it yet and i'm sure getting pushed out to Right-midfield does not help a player who clearly is not someone who beats his man and whips crosses in.
Well, come on lets get stuck in (but not too far otherwise you'll need vinegar to get it out) and pick up 3 pts. that would put us back on the road to a Champions League position against a direct rival and hopefully I will be able to report back with a 'From my seat' type article on Thursday COYB.
(p.s. sorry Chico and the clique of GOT)
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Well that was a [Poor language removed] wasn't it? Just when we started to think it's the 80's all over again, the club pretend it's the 70's and the team put in a couple of 2nd half performances as flat as Elton John's sex life in that particular decade. Billy Butler-dear lord, why did you bother you fossil.
It only gets harder now. The Red and White multi-cultural teds of North London travel up the motorway in a game that six weeks ago would of lead me to believe "We owe them one" and now leads me to believe "I know it was mutual but please put lube on and make it gentle this time Mr Arteta". Despite the fact that they had a 0-0 with the increasingly regressive Aston Villa and their 'fat Smithers' look-a-like of a manager Paul Lambert, they hold major threats in their side with the likes of a newly ace looking Giroud and a fit-again Wilshere and of course Arteta pulls the strings in midfield for Arsenal but not the genitals of the Goodison faithful *sobs*. I will describe my feelings on their bony Frenchman on the sidelines a little bit later in the piece.
You can't deny that we played some decent stuff in the opening exchanges against Norwich but we quickly succumbed to the overpowering germ that is 2nd half syndrome and our increasing inability to put games to bed when we're on top is becoming a huge concern as is our seeming over-reliance on Fellaini. This being said lets see what a Goodison night game against a big side with players like Fellaini, Mirallas, Gibson and Hibbert coming back will do to our efficiency and hopefully it will allow us to start dreaming of listening to that over-dramatic ****e that gets blasted out pre-game coming to Goodison next season as well as the likes of Messi, Ronaldo and Zlatgod.
While on the topic of Wednesday's game, what is with that grand coat of paedophilia that Wenger wears? Why would he, do you think he is hiding something i.e. Erectile dysfunction? It makes him = the heady combination of strangeness that you could only describe as a mix between the Michelin man and the Child snatcher from 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" (By the way, don't you think the title of that film is borderline a dodgy Porno?). The fact you can't disguise is that he is a great manager who believes in youth(hehe) and has his way of playing the game from which he won't waiver even if it means they sometimes get overpowered by the likes of Stoke city.
That leads me on to my next point, Fellaini will be key if he gets the ball often in the final 3rd we are in with a chance of winning, I don't very well see Arsenal coping with an in form Felli or Kev Mirallas for that matter who if fit should immediately displace Naismith-whose hair makes him look like a cheap, young Scottish Real estate agent version of Limahl, he will get better, but he's not quite at it yet and i'm sure getting pushed out to Right-midfield does not help a player who clearly is not someone who beats his man and whips crosses in.
Well, come on lets get stuck in (but not too far otherwise you'll need vinegar to get it out) and pick up 3 pts. that would put us back on the road to a Champions League position against a direct rival and hopefully I will be able to report back with a 'From my seat' type article on Thursday COYB.
(p.s. sorry Chico and the clique of GOT)
