Blue Pride of Brum
Player Valuation: £8m
Juventus want to pay big money for him mush yet you think hes a donkey AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Go away and watch some football mush.
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Nil Satis Niasse Optimum
Player Valuation: £20m
Excuse generator
When we inevitably fail to capture any of our top targets it’s important the club is able to justify not spending any money on transfers this summer. Sure we’re in negative net spend once again, but at least we might finish 10th instead of in the bottom half this time round!
I’ve been provided with an exclusive transfer failure excuse generator from the Everton Media Department, so give it a whirl yourself to see what excuses may be rolled out in the coming days!
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Just pick one of A – F, and couple it up with one of 1 – 6.
A – The transfer was not completed because
B – We were unable to get it over the line because
C – [Player’s name] wasn’t signed, as
D – It was decided not to pursue [player’s name] as
E – There was a last-minute change of heart on the transfer because
F – [Player’s name] wasn’t sold, as
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1 – we felt happy with the current options in the squad.
2 – blue Bill didn’t have any 20p coins left to put in the metre, and the fax machine stopped working.
3 – the club we were negotiating with were unable to complete business of their own to allow this transfer to happen.
4 – to us, the transfer didn’t represent value for money.
5 – the player’s salary expectations scuppered any hopes of a deal being struck.
6 – we decided his reasons for a transfer weren’t in our best interests as a Football club.
When we inevitably fail to capture any of our top targets it’s important the club is able to justify not spending any money on transfers this summer. Sure we’re in negative net spend once again, but at least we might finish 10th instead of in the bottom half this time round!
I’ve been provided with an exclusive transfer failure excuse generator from the Everton Media Department, so give it a whirl yourself to see what excuses may be rolled out in the coming days!
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Just pick one of A – F, and couple it up with one of 1 – 6.
A – The transfer was not completed because
B – We were unable to get it over the line because
C – [Player’s name] wasn’t signed, as
D – It was decided not to pursue [player’s name] as
E – There was a last-minute change of heart on the transfer because
F – [Player’s name] wasn’t sold, as
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1 – we felt happy with the current options in the squad.
2 – blue Bill didn’t have any 20p coins left to put in the metre, and the fax machine stopped working.
3 – the club we were negotiating with were unable to complete business of their own to allow this transfer to happen.
4 – to us, the transfer didn’t represent value for money.
5 – the player’s salary expectations scuppered any hopes of a deal being struck.
6 – we decided his reasons for a transfer weren’t in our best interests as a Football club.
Blue Pride of Brum
Player Valuation: £8m
You want to sign good players mush? I am not getting your point really.
MartyMcFly
Player Valuation: £15m
Yea. I thought that was the one we would get.
He looks a decent player. Good competition and cover for Ross and Rom and will allow us to play Ross deeper in certain games.
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bitter-no-better
Player Valuation: £25m
oh just sign him so we can add him to our other injured right backs.
Kiwi
Say NO to Ginger Managers
This post is utter mush
Ashtonian
Banned on request
no point in signing a good player who would cut and run first chance they got if he was that way inclined. No idea if he is or not, just that is a potential.
Nil Satis Niasse Optimum
Player Valuation: £20m
It's all about reading between the lines mate.
"He isn't [just] going anywhere"
= "He isn't just going anywhere; he's going back to Wigan."
Kiwi
Say NO to Ginger Managers
Koeman said Koeman was staying at Southampton. Has the vape juice addled your brains?
Ashtonian
Banned on request
Difference is we offered him more money to convince him and saints planned to sell their first team again.
Now they are his players, and he isn't going to sell players he doesn't want to sell.
Blue Pride of Brum
Player Valuation: £8m
So youre saying you have no idea on signing Witsel mush? Have to wait and see then.
Kiwi
Say NO to Ginger Managers
Clearly a silly question given the obvious answer.
Is he really going to come out and say, yeah we're selling the lad...
Chimpy Glassman
Player Valuation: £30m
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