Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[neil999]

Just showed the missus the post as well Joey, she's lost it at that hahahahaha

lovely teal sweater

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

*drops to knees and looks at heavens*
But what about us savers..............?!
What about us savers?!

I'm afraid saving accounts are now practically worthless

You'd be better off storing your money under the floorboards

 

[matty1878]

Ok so two then? The young guy we've signed and the lad from Porto ;( meh this is so so so underwhelming lol

 

[BornBlue76]

Seriously its almost going home time here in Tanzania... I've got nothing done all day and the closest signing is Dominic Calvert-Lewin.

 

[tadao]

Bake-Off is on tonight, I'm watching that regardless.

Does he play up front or is he a false 10

Prefers to play away.

 

[Joey66]

I'm sitting in a puddle of my own pish as we speak

Plenty of time look koeman stated no Joe Hart - spot on yet we still had a 200 page thread - Koeman stated he wants more players in - don't panic!

 

[MikeH72]

Just showed the missus the post as well Joey, she's lost it at that hahahahaha

Hahahahaha

 

[matty1878]

Niasse is an absolute disgrace if he refuses to leave us in the knowledge he'll never get a minute for us again. He can join another club and earn his millions there and remain a national star for wherever he comes from, rather than rot not even in our reserves. DO ONE.

He earns millions either way. It's if he actually likes to kick a ball

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Going for a kip, we better have signed somebody when I get up ffs.

I wouldn't wake up till 2017 then to be honest

 

[Ashtonian]

Just showed the missus the post as well Joey, she's lost it at that hahahahaha

lol

 

[matty1878]

Plenty of time look koeman stated no Joe Hart - spot on yet we still had a 200 page thread - Koeman stated he wants more players in - don't panic!

Panic what's that lol

 

[Nickpop]

Lets just resign Osman, Hibbo and Pistone....

Loving how rich we are though, its amazing and makes such a difference !

 

[matty1878]

lol

What did I miss mate?

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Plenty of time look koeman stated no Joe Hart - spot on yet we still had a 200 page thread - Koeman stated he wants more players in - don't panic!

I'm not panicking mate

I just tend to spend a lot of time sitting in my own urine

It's a lonely and, to be quote honest, rather stinky life

 

[Scilachi]

Can I please have some of what you are taking, pretty please..

Tune back in @ 4:30