James is like that bird we all knew back in the day - nice arse, long tanned legs, great fun to be around but responds to your messages late, gets you in scraps in town on a night out, always happy to keep her options open.
For your sake mate I hope you get over James soon otherwise you'll be crying into your pint whilst he's swanning around Milan with his latest squeeze lol
Is that why you ended up with this.
Dont sell James
Sell the rubish
Buy beautiful players
Oh & a good Right Back Marcel pls.