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Player Valuation: £8m
Sorry mate; he may be a Blue but he is a tit of the highest order. Waffles on in his own ego, leaves the game early to get his train back to London, complete buffoon.Mike (Porky) Parry.
Absolute basket case of bloke but a Top Blue all the same.
Like an Uncle at a wedding you know supports us but you're embarrassed to admit it because you know what he'll say is nonsense - no eye contact, forget he's there, ignore him when talks to your ma, take the piss as he sweats himself out to Coldplay on the dance floor, take a cold sip at the bar, turn your back and it's done until the next family event. Mike Parry that.








