Everton Predictions for the 2012/2013 season...

[Tommy Chong]

Hello fellow toffee fan boys!
Hows is it all going on your side?
Since there's 2 weeks left to the start of the new season,
I thought I'd start a theard to see what everyone's predictions are for the new season...

I'll start:

1) Hibbo will definitly score this season! It won't be pretty, in fact, I'm pretty sure it won't be intentional,
but that ball will go over the line, one way or another!
2) We WILL get results at Analfield and the Emirates this season. I feel it in my bones!
3) This will be a defining season for Osman (providing Moyses doesn't play him out wide)! He will shine in an
advanced attacking midfield role. He will be Jelly's muse this season! This will be the season he'll be
remebered for!

What is everyone else's thoughts?

 

[bluejock]

1-We will sh*t it at Anfield
2-This forum will explode at JELAVIC OFF JAGIELKA ON
3-Moyes will become a little less ginger and more grey
4-I will keep my calender on whatever month Distin is on, regardless of the actual date.
5-Naismith will prove me and Davek wrong
6-Neville will issue a rallying cry in October
7-Coleman will prove woefully inadequate at right back
8-St Marys will be the best away day in history.

 

[USAtoffee12]

1. We will finally win at the emirates
2. We will finally do the double over Villa (been a bogey side of ours to an extent)
3. We will be back at Wembley
4. Naismith will score at least 8 goals in the role once occupied Tim Cahill
5. Rodwell will finally become the player we all hoped he would
6. We will finish in 5th, pipped to fourth by Arsenal
7. A big signing will come on or around deadline day in August

 

[Cena]

1) We will lose and Anfield and maybe snatch a draw against them at Goodison.

2) I will get bladdered every matchday

3) Southampton away will be ridiculous

4) Jelavic will start off slow

5) It will be Felli's last season in a blue shirt

6) We won't finish any higher than 7th

7) We will get knocked out of the 5th round of the CO Cup

 

[bflefc]

We will be as ****e and slow off the mark as usual.

Moyes will persist with his negative tactics, even against ****e when we're the home team. He'll take off an attacking midfielder or striker, and replace them with a defender/holding midfielder. For a draw.

We will capitulate against the ****e.

We will fail to win away at the top 4 teams. Again.

Moyes will still play Neville and the other old hands even for dead-rubber matches at the end of the season.


Repeat ad finitum....

 

[toffeejack]

we'll finish 6th

 

[Titus Bramble]

We will play 38 league games. Nailed on.

 

[Allezfan]

You won't see me again til about march the 6th.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Nik will get banned within a week of coming back
Hibbert will score an oggy
Jdawg will get married and will invite everyone from the forum. Only Chico and Dylan will go. Dylan will get the bridesmaid pregnant by offering her a glass of wine.
We will be 6th on boxing day but end up 12th.
Damon will come back and annoy Rufus so much he will quit the forum but come back for are Carling cup semi-final capitulation against the rs.
I may grow a beard.

 

[Midnitemike]

1. Tim Howard will become the first keeper to score in consecutive seasons (and end up on the losing team both times)
2. Phil Neville will dislocate his shoulder in a horrific pointing accident
3. Jack Rodwell will give up football and turn to acting after landing a role in Hollyoaks
4. Steven Pienaar makes headline news after forming a satanic cult
5. Victor Anichebe will win Britains happiest person award
6. Ross Barkleys and Steven Naismiths knees will simultaneously explode on Guy Fawkes day
7. Moyes reverts to the 2-3-5 formation of the 1890s
8. Blue Bill sells the club

Paddy Power offering 25,000,000-1 for that little lot to happen!

 

[Tommy Chong]

Oh... And I forget my greatest prediction of them all:

Bill Kenwright will annouce that he's becoming a buddhist shaolin monk,
donate all his money to charity and sell the club to a billionaire for next to nothing!

 

[Great Dane]

Optimistic view:

- Jelly top scorer with 30 goals
- Fellaini will pitch in with 10 goals of his own as well as cement his place in the Cahill role
- Rodwell will come good and form the best central midfield with Gibson
- Barkley will get his chance and will end up playing 20-25 games which will cement his place in the starting line-up on the right, taking over from Naismith who has done well but will not be able to keep Barkley out of the side
- Moyes will finally realise that you cannot win with a draw and go for the win in every game
- Neville will stay on the bench and get a coaching role
- Coleman will become Baines-on-the-right and really come good this season
- We will finish 4th and win the FA Cup

 

[E-J-Ikin]

-resign mcfadden.
-buy some guy with a ridiculously long last name on august 31st but won't see him until around february
-weir will play centre back when jags and distin get injured
- a youngster will have a promising cameo, get a start in the cup, gets sent off and is never seen of again
- cahill and donovan will return in january a turn our season around
- we will finish 6th

 

[ianefc]

Jelavic will not be as good as we hoped after last season, bold prediction but i reckon he wont score more than 11 league goals

 

[jsweeney17]

Jelly top scorer with 18 goals
Fellaini second top with 12 goals
Pienaar will play great and get sold in January
Neville will retire to coaching after pointing at himself during a game and never again be able to perform the trademark 'straight arm point'
We will not win a game at home until January
we will win away every game before january
Anichebe will start against ManU and never start again for EFC
Howard will get sent off, next Game Mucha will get sent off... oh no thats not us!
sylvester stallone will buy Everton on the condition that he gets to play in goal once a season
We will sign at least two more wonderkids from europe under 18, beat the tarr out of them for not tackling and then have them go home in tears two years later. (ok thats longer than next season - I know)
We will finnish 6th and proclaim victory over last years finnish
We will lose in the FA cup final after proclaiming 'its our year' for 4 months.