Everton players on twitter?

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I finally got twitter (I hate all these social networking, bullshit things), but not to tell people I'm on the toilet or that I stubbed my toe. No, I got it to follow some Everton players and maybe some comedians.

So, I've got Pienaar and Donovan (shut up, he counts). Anyone know any other offical twitter accounts of our players?
 

There's a bullshit one of him, if I remember correctly. Posted something whist the real Arteta was getting married.
 

I'm pretty sure the Pienaar was bollocks.

A guy came on here spamming the link whenever he could then pretending he had no idea what Danny was on about when he banned him and pulled his pants down.

There's a documentary on youtube (goaldiggaz or something) with Pienaar saying that he doesn't do any of the social networking bollocks too.

I signed up to Twitter ages but only subscribed to the Everton one, some poker players and a load of porn stars.
 
I think the Pienaar one might be real, although I guess it is debateable about whether it's actually him posting the updates.

It is linked from his official site and the official Everton one retweets what he says sometimes too.
 

The pienaar one posted pictures from inside the changing rooms at finch farm of saha, rodwell and himself, so pretty sure its real.
 
There are some good fake ones about that were posted on here a few months ago.


TheBig_Sam makes me laugh daily http://twitter.com/TheBig_Sam

Fake Lucas Leiva has me in stitches http://twitter.com/NotLucasLeiva21
The new Masseur asked me did I want a 'happy ending'. Nervously said yes. I don't want to talk about what happened next, but Jamie walked in.
Jamie just burst out laughing and shouted 'I knew it'. Then he ran out shouting 'Lucas is a gay face!'. I am simply red in the face.
I am going to get teased now. Even more than the time when Voronin nutmegged me in training. Everything was going so well.
 
I finally got twitter (I hate all these social networking, bullshit things), but not to tell people I'm on the toilet or that I stubbed my toe. No, I got it to follow some Everton players and maybe some comedians.

So, I've got Pienaar and Donovan (shut up, he counts). Anyone know any other offical twitter accounts of our players?

Thats pretty much why i follow them. Arteta is a fake account, pieman as far as i can tell is real. Don't know if any others are on there, Darren Bent is on there - all he tweets are ' avin' a Nando's, nice ' i'm sure he is on a kickback
 

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