EVERTON = JOKE

[icburns]

Aren't 13 year old imaginary girls amazing to slot?

 

[formerly manx toffee]

His English is pretty good tbf.

 

[tommye]

he will be getting up for school soon. . . . he will be back!!

 

[icburns]

he will be getting up for school soon. . . . he will be back!!

Very excited here.

 

[Saliba]

Ffs come back lad, I miss you already

 

[harry]

sold Torrid for 50m, 35m isnt so bad.

EVERTON RELEGATION PARTY NEXT YEAR, ALL INVITED!

The old classic.

 

[steken1]

BLUE N WHITE ****E, BLUE N WHITE ****E ELLO ELLO!!!!



YNWA!

Top stuff. Put all us right in our place there champ.

If ever your down south wales way give our mate a bell.

All of a sudden I've got a new found respect for Brian swan.

 

[EFCNIK]

Curlassic kopite banter!

Keep him on DeeDee!

Then get his IP and we shall all order lorries of horse manure and have them dump it on his lawn.




















Soon.

 

[Dylan]

Curlassic kopite banter!

Keep him on DeeDee!

Then get his IP and we shall all order lorries of horse manure and have them dump it on his lawn.




















Soon.

We could always sign him up for tons of gay porn.

Or would he like that?

 

[Dylan]

We could always sign him up for tons of gay porn.

Or would he like that?

Hmm, I am not sure if this is a fake email address or not. You can never tell with these scamps.

dan161213@fkoffeverton.com

 

[KiwiBlue79]

Liverpool will smash **** into you @ wembley mate! YOU'RE SCARED.

I put it to you...

*adopts Rumpole of the Bailey like sneer

That it YOU who are scared. What say you?

 

[Saliba]

David Moyles looks like gollum & you play like ****e!

Cheers lad, Dirk Kuyt looks like gollum too, and you have Andy Carroll in your team, need I say more? Ily xx mwa luv you bebs.

 

[Username]

Alright OP, PM a member named BrianSwann on here, he was saying earlier that Swansea would wipe the floor with Liverpool with them being the best passing side in the world, let him know you don't take no sh*t lid

 

[EFCNIK]

I say, name, location, a million pizza deliveries.

 

[bluejock]

I say, name, location, a million male stripper deliveries.

Fixed