Everton Inception

ToffeeMark · March 31, 2011

I just saw ijsmiths avatar and remembered I've had a specific Everton dream last night. The highlights as follows:

despite our injury probs we loaned Jagielka to Liverpool.

......but being able to control my dreams I changed him into Jagielka's younger brother who had a really bad mullet. :lol:

Second, I met sylvester stallone and asked him if he was really an Everton fan and he said he'd like to be but that Kenwright et al messed him around and used his appearance for promotional purposes and he felt used and betrayed.
He then came to stay at my house.
My wife wouldn't let me take a photo of us all for evidence because he seemed sad and she didn't want us to bother him.
Apparently Arnold Swarzanegger had stayed last week, we had no photo.
He left the next day in his hire car slightly drunk and embittered by his whole Everton experience.
But I think i then went snowboarding with him.

Thats all I remember.

Wierd.

Any other wierd Everton dreams?

Ireallyhatether.s · March 31, 2011

Not so much weird, but the night before a derby once I dreamt that Cahill scored five AND he was in my fantasy team as captain. Think it might have been 'wet'.

teppic · March 31, 2011

The other day I had a really vivid dream Moyes resigned. But to make up for that I was actually an Everton player in the dream.

ijjysmith · March 31, 2011

Have loads of Everton based dreams.

Some good some bad.

Sometimes involve people from my work scoring past us.

It's no wonder I hate my job.

Stoic Ape · March 31, 2011

I met Cahill in a dream aswell!

was amazing

ToffeeMark · June 21, 2011

Following on... I had a Merseyside derby dream last night...really wierd,

There was a goaline scramble, reina dived on the ball, got slid into by a couple of reds and blues as it was a 50/50.

There was some confusion as to whether the ball had crossed the line.

The replay showed no goal

as it was reina's decapatated head that crossed the line...

WTF???

wierd, anyway, his head was re-attached and then there was some debate as to whether he should go to hospital or whether you could in fact just put it back on.

I was the one that insisted we call an ambulance at halftime but the operator wouldn't believe me as I got Reina's name wrong..at first I was calling him something benitez....

In short, he was ok.

The game is ongoing, i.e. I have no result.