Everton fan/s needed

[Yorkie]

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Well done @chicoazul and @LinekersLegs good answers with grit and humour.
This one in particular...

Do you agree that Lukaku will look great in a West Ham shirt next season? (Takashi Miike)

LL - Only chance Rom will be wearing a West Ham shirt is if he exchanges it with a sobbing and humiliated Ogbonna.

C - Not as good as Bobby Zamora would do as he's more your level too

 

[dead_soft]

http://www.westhamonline.net/forum_flat.php?8335947||1||

Ha ha, their fans on that board. What a boringly aggressive lot they are. Spectacularly terrified of women

 

[chicoazul]

They're a bit touchy aren't they?

Cam on lads let's have a good ol' knees up and put it behind us.

punches piano player in face and slashes Jack the hat McVitie*

KNEES UP MOTHER BROWN

 

[ToffeeDan]

The Bubble Blowers. Alfie Moon supports them.

Yep. Must admit it came as a bit of a surprise that Michael Jackson didn't support them.

 

[chicoazul]

Chicoazul is a 28 year old and has been a season ticket holder for 24 years, She live’s at home with a dog called Goatsmar and love cheese on toast.

@MoutsGoat hasn't seen this but my secret is OUT.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

@MoutsGoat hasn't seen this but my secret is OUT.

What one? the dog, or that you're a 28 y.o. 'she'?

 

[ToffeeDan]

Funny. Goatsmar!!

 

[chicoazul]

What one? the dog, or that you're a 28 y.o. 'she'?

Both man.

Do you want bare tit off me? Neck me dead boss then lad.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Both man.

Do you want bare tit off me? Neck me dead boss then lad.

Get that off you every day anyway

 

[Ashtonian]

Chicoazul is a 28 year old and has been a season ticket holder for 24 years, She live’s at home with a dog called Goatsmar and love cheese on toast.

@chicoazul
Bravo Sir

 

[chicoazul]

Ha ha, their fans on that board. What a boringly aggressive lot they are. Spectacularly terrified of women

There's some sweet gentlemen amongst them that got onto the fact that the tone of the answer was completely appropriate to the tone of the question. I'd date those fine sirs and give them a night to remember.

It's also worth noting that there's some utter danger to society sexists on there too that struggle to get it up without a pill (we see you take it don't worry) and these vile specimens no doubt are keen on using this hands on women but in the wrong way, because they're threatened by confidence and pretty girls.

My clitoris is tremendous and would make them ejaculate on site, further feeding their insecurity.

 

[chicoazul]

@chicoazul
Bravo Sir

It's true man.

 

[orly]

Fair play to them for just copy pasting it and not editing.

Made it much more fun.

How many do you have mate? Hint: it's the same exact number as the amount of actual females you've slept with.

 

[Ashtonian]

Erith Jeff 12:36 Fri Mar 4
Re: View from the Opposition - Everton
Wat flavour crips do u like FFS WHAT IS THIS RUBBISH. [Poor language removed] hate everton scouse monkeys. the only view i want from them is there face on the floor when my reebok smashes them

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

 

[orly]

Doesn't "chicoazul" translate as "blue boy"?

Not going to lie, this never occurred to me