Everton fan needs cheering up

[neonleon]

Lots of people fighting for FA cup tickets I see, the day Scunny claims a famous scalp against the toffees.

I'm normally fairly optimistic, of the "all in this together, IMWT, NSNO is about the fans as well as the team, cheer the boys on regardless" type school.

Right now though Everton have sent me into a deep football based depression. Moyes' team obviously needs nothing short of a major squad overhaul, a reboot, a fundamental rebuilding of every component and cornerstone of the everton team.

We just aint got the funds for all that.

Heitinga, Pienaar, Bily have to go. Neville wont last much longer. How long can Cahill keep dragging us out of mediocrity. When will Arteta's evil twin brother Bobby Arteta
stop subbing for Mikel and **** off back to wherever he came from? Will Rodwell, Anichebe get back to form, or do they need to go. Is anyone here any friggin good?

Its really bringing me down. Where's that xmas depression helpline?

Can anyone cheer me up please? You know I'm not normally like this.

 

[Elong]

Wanna bum?

 

[neonleon]

Wanna bum?

Christ, foreplay isn't an option on a computer game you know.

 

[neonleon]

Visit to Stamford Bridge Should hold no fear for Everton.

Absolutely, provided we don't have to play anyone at football.

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

 

[neonleon]

just ignore me. i'm not myself at the moment.

In all honesty I've not slept for 32 hours.

Its like a mild acid tab at the moment. Visuals the lot.

I'm gonna stay up until either Everton win a football match or I hallucinate Everton winning a football match.

 

[neonleon]

I believe strictly speaking that's a yellow card offence.

 

[neonleon]

Reread the thread. Its practically a monologue.

Can everyone stay out of my head please?

bbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

I believe strictly speaking that's a yellow card offence.

What do you mean by 'that'? What did I do?

 

[neonleon]

What do you mean by 'that'? What did I do?

I meant the lass, taking her top off - she'd get a yellow for it.

was meant to be witty but now that Ive had to explain it...

hang on a minute, I'm the one that hasn't slept. Get with the friggin program.

 

[Muggins]

Lots of people fighting for FA cup tickets I see, the day Scunny claims a famous scalp against the toffees.

I'm normally fairly optimistic, of the "all in this together, IMWT, NSNO is about the fans as well as the team, cheer the boys on regardless" type school.

Right now though Everton have sent me into a deep football based depression. Moyes' team obviously needs nothing short of a major squad overhaul, a reboot, a fundamental rebuilding of every component and cornerstone of the everton team.

We just aint got the funds for all that.

Heitinga, Pienaar, Bily have to go. Neville wont last much longer. How long can Cahill keep dragging us out of mediocrity. When will Arteta's evil twin brother Bobby Arteta
stop subbing for Mikel and **** off back to wherever he came from? Will Rodwell, Anichebe get back to form, or do they need to go. Is anyone here any friggin good?

Its really bringing me down. Where's that xmas depression helpline?

Can anyone cheer me up please? You know I'm not normally like this.

Mirrors my exact feelings. Sorry pal, can't cheer you up.

 

[neonleon]

Mirrors my exact feelings. Sorry pal, can't cheer you up.

Shall we elope Muggs, and start supporting United or Chelsea?


I wont tell anyone if you don't.

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

I meant the lass, taking her top off - she'd get a yellow for it.

was meant to be witty but now that Ive had to explain it...

hang on a minute, I'm the one that hasn't slept. Get with the friggin program.

Sorry mate, jumped to the wrong conclusion!

 

[little curly alan ball]

Lots of people fighting for FA cup tickets I see, the day Scunny claims a famous scalp against the toffees.

I'm normally fairly optimistic, of the "all in this together, IMWT, NSNO is about the fans as well as the team, cheer the boys on regardless" type school.

Right now though Everton have sent me into a deep football based depression. Moyes' team obviously needs nothing short of a major squad overhaul, a reboot, a fundamental rebuilding of every component and cornerstone of the everton team.

We just aint got the funds for all that.

Heitinga, Pienaar, Bily have to go. Neville wont last much longer. How long can Cahill keep dragging us out of mediocrity. When will Arteta's evil twin brother Bobby Arteta
stop subbing for Mikel and **** off back to wherever he came from? Will Rodwell, Anichebe get back to form, or do they need to go. Is anyone here any friggin good?

Its really bringing me down. Where's that xmas depression helpline?

Can anyone cheer me up please? You know I'm not normally like this.

It's GOIN' BE FINE , kid ,... !!!

Stand on me , cocka ,...

 

[neonleon]

I just feel like its back to square one. The walter smith days of Everton fighting relegation.

Is it me or has everyone lost a step of pace this season as well?

Apparently we are the only premier league team to still have the dockers breakfast on the diet sheets.

Nothing like 4 rashers of bacon, two sausages, fried bread, black pudding, beans, chips, mushrooms and three fried eggs to put a spring in your step.