Everton: Caption Competition

[BiggyRat]

Give us your captions to go with this photo please.

Gosling: "Ooo-er Missus...he's butch isn't he?"

 

[bourneblue]

Anyone mention tuesday night and I'll put yer lights out.

 

[KelseyGrammer-Beast-SuitsBlue]

"How much f*%&!$g injury time!?!?!?"
"This much boss"

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Another one

I'm just the ref.
I don't have the bog keys, now naff off !

''I DON'T WANT 7 MINUTES ADDED TIME YOU FEKWIT, THEY'LL SCORE ANOTHER TWO!!''

 

[mickyblue]

Give us your captions to go with this photo please.

The winner gets a pizza with no pineapple.

Plus enjoy the photo..

mr Gosling say's
im celebrating with a pineapple pasty tonight

rodders replies noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[chicoazul]

Give us your captions to go with this photo please.

The winner gets a pizza with no pineapple.

Plus enjoy the photo..

Jack, that's Aki, not Yakubu, who's told you to take your top off.

On your toes lad.

 

[BiggyRat]

Another option perhaps...

"Mum said Hi..."

 

[Whitebootman]

Give us your captions to go with this photo please.

The winner gets a pizza with no pineapple.

Plus enjoy the photo..

As Rodders says no to pineapple on pizza, Dan holds up imaginary yellow card.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

"Mum said Hi..."

Dad said to tell you to fukc off !! ya bumfluff face shithouse, call that a goatee, looks like fukcin' velcro.