GhostOfDixie
Player Valuation: £70m
Ok, to prove that it's not all doom and gloom, lets try and look for the positives.
Players - we are playing good football to a point, creating chances, and if you want to look on the side of the fence that has all the busty babes with no morales, than perhaps Beckford or Yakubu will click into gear and start scoring goals, because clearly that is what is lacking.
Academy - this is an area of the club I am always excited about the future, I think we have some really bright young players, and I salivate at seeing them all playing in the first team, and again if you've only got eyes for the cream cakes and not the miserable ryvitas, then these lads will not be sold for parts, and will be a vital cog in the Everton dynasty.
The Club - The finances are not as bad as many other clubs, we don't really take on too much debt compared to the likes of Liverpool and Man U. We do seem to be operating a fairly modern and effective PR and marketing campaign, especially with the re-introduction of Nil Satis Nisi Optimum. Also if you like your chips with plenty of vinegar and some cheeky curry sauce, then you will see that an American acquisition in Landon Donovan may well bring with it some interest from people willing to invest.
Players - we are playing good football to a point, creating chances, and if you want to look on the side of the fence that has all the busty babes with no morales, than perhaps Beckford or Yakubu will click into gear and start scoring goals, because clearly that is what is lacking.
Academy - this is an area of the club I am always excited about the future, I think we have some really bright young players, and I salivate at seeing them all playing in the first team, and again if you've only got eyes for the cream cakes and not the miserable ryvitas, then these lads will not be sold for parts, and will be a vital cog in the Everton dynasty.
The Club - The finances are not as bad as many other clubs, we don't really take on too much debt compared to the likes of Liverpool and Man U. We do seem to be operating a fairly modern and effective PR and marketing campaign, especially with the re-introduction of Nil Satis Nisi Optimum. Also if you like your chips with plenty of vinegar and some cheeky curry sauce, then you will see that an American acquisition in Landon Donovan may well bring with it some interest from people willing to invest.
