Everton 3-1 Newcastle. 13th May at 3pm.

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couldn't believe the bit about Tim Krul's eyes, there's no mention of it on Wikipedia

great read, COYB
 

great work chico, i ****in hate pardew, them geordie tramps will batter him to death after next seasons relegation, they will murder him with the soles of thier shoes, like a gang of irate iraqis ****ting thier desert wellies off a huge oversized statue of saddam.

shoes off if you hate pardew
 
tmgc said:
i ****in hate pardew, them geordie tramps will batter him to death after next seasons relegation, they will murder him with the soles of thier shoes, like a gang of irate iraqis ****ting thier desert wellies off a huge oversized statue of saddam.

shoes off if you hate pardew
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this really should have been the preview
 
chicoazul said:
Tim Krul whose eyes – not unlike the continental plates of this planet – drift apart from each other by a couple of centimetres each year but is one fine shot stopper indeed.
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That was an actual LOL, really. Played sir.

chicoazul said:
WWII glider bypassing the Normandy beaches and landing softly in the picturesque bocages of North West France.
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Had to look up bocages, though you made it up. How high brow are you?

chicoazul said:
Bilyaletdinov who was mostly sh*te
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Mostly...?

chicoazul said:
And that brings this season to a close. Keep yourself safe, enjoy them pretty girls and cold beers and hopefully we’ll meet again sometime in August
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You too mate!
 

Another fine effort and hats off to you sir. Apart from a momentary lapse into hibbo bashing (which I liken to Distin's semi final moment; uncharacteristic and, despite the levity, I'll overlook it because on the whole you've been boss), you've had a fine season my son. Better than most of the team in fact. Will you be falling into the (virtual) alehouse for the euros? Can you resist the opportunity to take the humourous stereotyping onto the continental stage and preview England's games?
 

Elong said:
Cheers for the previews all season Chics.

1-1 for me, sadly, I really hope I'm wrong!!!
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Cheers lar, and for the other comments too. To be honest I'm still startled people read them and like them. Makes me buzz.

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just get on bet 365s over 3 bookings in the game 11;10 ,marriner is card happy , get on,
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Cracking call that, going to get on it. There's something to play for too so tackles will be made.

scratchnsurf said:
Another fine effort and hats off to you sir. Apart from a momentary lapse into hibbo bashing (which I liken to Distin's semi final moment; uncharacteristic and, despite the levity, I'll overlook it because on the whole you've been boss), you've had a fine season my son. Better than most of the team in fact. Will you be falling into the (virtual) alehouse for the euros? Can you resist the opportunity to take the humourous stereotyping onto the continental stage and preview England's games?
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Hahaha, cheers lid. Nah I'll leave the England previews to England fans as it wouldn't be right for me to do them as I don't support them and they would be hideously biased in favour of who they were playing.

I loved reading Ghost's previews in the World Cup so similarly looking forward to some of the lids on here putting them together and stealing any good material they have.
 
8-0 Newcastle. Purely because I'm going the game, and massive disappointment has occurred whenever I've stepped foot inside Goodison this year.

Nice write up as per usual mate.
 

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