Everton 2023/24 positivity thread

[coollino]

I've given up now as opposed to later

 

[Rita_Poon]

We didn't play today.

Small mercies...

 

[Daytripper]

Can genuinely say these past 2 days have been the lowest I've felt in all my 37 years supporting the club.

Tasting Chang for the first time, never fully recovered

 

[Bluebirdie]

Netflix, Amazon and Comedy central will be fighting over this blockbusting drama. Come to think of it, Moshiri and Kenwright in 4k HDR ...

 

[gonetomorrow]

It's early days.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Positivity… ok I’ve got one.

I can barely remember the last time Everton gave me anything other than pain and heartache, so it’s harder to miss it.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Can I be positive about the club being saved from the clutches of those rootin’ tootin’ New York yank doodle dandy’s at MSP?
Who wants arancini, fried chicken sandwiches, or bud lite at a football match, never mind swapping our footlongs for goddam corn dog!
Gimme a Scouse pie and a warm 3/4 lager 1/4 froth bevvy everyday of the week and twice on midday Sunday KO.

 

[Tim's tourettes]

I had a very satisfying dump before

 

[Milkman]

If I had one bullet, I would go back in time and use it on my dear great grandfather who thought it would be nice to move to Liverpool and make all his unfortunate ancestors support this neverending hellscape of a club.

 

[Bazlar]

It's going to be a hoot on Saturday. Can't wait

 

[GrimbolandBlue]

I love this years kit, how about that

 

[get-your-coat-on]

Lock the thread

 

[Thomasc]

Burn it to the ground

 

[nsno-chris]

Burn it to the ground

Read this as “bum it to the ground” which I was well and truly behind

 

[Toffeepot]

I like to cheer myself up with the reminder 'well at least we aren't Everton'