ToxtethBlue
Player Valuation: £50m
He's from Texas as far as I know.
He actually started it.
Shut it you KIRBY belter
Always happy to be of help.
And why would I feel the need to pm you?

This must be one of the most blue Kipperest threads I've read. A guy goes into Everton 2 to purchase a hat. Said hat is not in stock. Cue typical "Everton business are crap" thread, and then, it vires so far off topic to be totally unrecognisable.
God, you guys are really extra
Is this a thank god for GOT moment?
PS I still haven't heard anyone describe what Everton 2 looks like.

Its TxB, you can't win this, too many angles he's got.
And why you talking like Yoda?
What you talking about Fry?
Glad somebody appreciates it.
Like an Everton shop, does that help?
Been there last month, when I was in Liverpool. Very decent shop in my eyes. Two floors and lots of new merchandise. Le Coq Sportif, Kitbag definately made an improvement on Umbro and JJB.
Came out of there with an Everton garden gnome.![]()



It's a hatastrophe!Glad somebody appreciates it.
Like an Everton shop, does that help?
Been there last month, when I was in Liverpool. Very decent shop in my eyes. Two floors and lots of new merchandise. Le Coq Sportif, Kitbag definately made an improvement on Umbro and JJB.
Came out of there with all the woolly hats they had left in stock (3).