Ever lied to a girl about your job?

Nobody · February 25, 2014

If you did, what did you do? Did you come clean when it started to get serious or did you make up another lie and tell her you've had to take another job? (Your actual job)

Just heard this being talked about on radio, wondered if it actually happens.

ijjysmith · February 25, 2014

You ain't foolin' nobody

bluemangroup · February 25, 2014

Told one I was a gynaecologist. It didn't end well.

caught · February 25, 2014

When I lived in Blackpool I once told my mother I was employed as a rapist.

Moomin · February 25, 2014

I blagged some girl years ago on holiday I was a vet, and that I had a home full of pets like I was some modern day doctor Doolittle. I think I might have pretended to be upset about missing them as well, it worked anyway.

njligernj · February 25, 2014

I was leaving a hockey game once (about an hour after most fans had left because I was attending a function), wearing a jersey as many fans do, and some very attractive women asked me if I was one of the players. I said no ... because I am an idiot. It was just such a ridiculous premise (that a player would leave the arena wearing his own jersey) that I reactively said no before I could realize that saying yes was probably the better option.

Oddly it wasn't the only time someone sincerely asked me that question when I was wearing a jersey.

That's the closest I came. I am thinking about lying a lot more though ... I really see no downsides and it should help make things more interesting.

muddy mudguard · February 25, 2014

TV Show Producer for Channel 4 - while I was in Boston.

There were 4 of us and we all had specific roles.

Worked well that night!!

EFCNIK · February 25, 2014

I've been a fireman before! Only the once though. Got a buy one get one free lap dance off a girl in a krakow lappies. Probably got ripped off for the first one like.

Maxwell · February 25, 2014

Dolphin trainer. Works every time.

Baines' left foot · February 25, 2014

I told a girl once that I was in a driving academy for Jordan F1 (when they were still competing), I didn't expect it to work but it got a little out of hand and I ended up having to keep it up. Eventually I told the girl that it didn't come to much in the end and that I'd "rather not talk about it".

bigbadjeff · February 25, 2014

A group of us were out on the town and our cover story was that we were firemen. One girl I got friendly with, only a one nighter for me, was coming on to me. I mentioned the fire station we were 'from'. Her reply, ' oh, I live just round the corner, can I come round and see you? '
Quick exit stage left.