Evening Toffees - Benidorm Tommorow

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Evening Toffees - Going to Benidorm Tommorow

Cant fecking wait really ready for a Holiday


Love the place

Great hotel,

Loads of booze

decent food

Footy

Gonna do a bit of chiiling in the old town as well
 

Should dig out an old Cantona top for the match on Sunday Nev.


Oh, and it's fcuking hot mate. Be sure to drink plenty of, err, liquid.
 
some friends of mine flew out there today........ if you see a tall bloke in glasses with an arsenal shirt on with a woman with red hair ask them if they are Dave and steph mate...tell em I said hello too xx thanks.
 
Should dig out an old Cantona top for the match on Sunday Nev.


Oh, and it's fcuking hot mate. Be sure to drink plenty of, err, liquid.

Cheers mate

Can I pick your brains

I was in Alcudia last year and got dehydrated and felt like ****e ( Too much ale is great but you dont realise you are getting dehydrated)

Spoke to a woman in one of the bars and she told me to buy some fizzy lemon fruit drink which she said would the trick which it did. I drank it regularly ( As well as the ale ) and felt great

Cant remember the name wonder if you could help mate it was called Aqua ??? something
 
Cheers mate

Can I pick your brains

I was in Alcudia last year and got dehydrated and felt like ****e ( Too much ale is great but you dont realise you are getting dehydrated)

Spoke to a woman in one of the bars and she told me to buy some fizzy lemon fruit drink which she said would the trick which it did. I drank it regularly ( As well as the ale ) and felt great

Cant remember the name wonder if you could help mate it was called Aqua ??? something

Just drink water between drinks...also slug an energy drink and take some B12 before bed...cuts down on the hangovers, which are mostly dehydration by the way.

Have an ace time Nev.
 

Cheers mate

Can I pick your brains

I was in Alcudia last year and got dehydrated and felt like ****e ( Too much ale is great but you dont realise you are getting dehydrated)

Spoke to a woman in one of the bars and she told me to buy some fizzy lemon fruit drink which she said would the trick which it did. I drank it regularly ( As well as the ale ) and felt great

Cant remember the name wonder if you could help mate it was called Aqua ??? something

Just drink water between drinks...also slug an energy drink and take some B12 before bed...cuts down on the hangovers, which are mostly dehydration by the way.

Have an ace time Nev.
What he said mate. Not sure what that could be. But water, water and more water is the secret
 
Evening Toffees

I am back had a great time

Great Hotel, great beer and great food,

Had some good entertainment too Seen a covers band called Carnaby Street who did Jam / Clash covers etc and a couple of hilarious comedians one was called Gary George and another one a scouser who was brilliant but I can remember his name

Shame about the Footy though

By the way the drink I was on about is called Aquarious does the job and stopped me feeling like ****
 
Evening Toffees

I am back had a great time

Great Hotel, great beer and great food,

Had some good entertainment too Seen a covers band called Carnaby Street who did Jam / Clash covers etc and a couple of hilarious comedians one was called Gary George and another one a scouser who was brilliant but I can remember his name

Shame about the Footy though

By the way the drink I was on about is called Aquarious does the job and stopped me feeling like ****

Fantastic mate. Carnaby street sounds ace. I could do with an evening of Jam and Clash covers anytime.
 
Benidorm was the first lads holiday I went on, 15 years ago.

That year the men outnumbered the birds about 5 - 1. Shagged a chunky bird from Newcastle, stupid bint was saying " can't wait for you to meet me parents " she thought we were going to have a proper romance, I just wanted to shoot my muck on her titties.

I took her back to the apartment, starting messing about on the bed and said " I'll get a condom " she said " you don't have to! " I was like " oh, on the pill? " and she replied " No, you just have to remember the baby is half yours "

Proper wierdo, still banged her though ( with a condom on! ) give her a blag I would meet up with her the next night. Totally swerved that place, two days later she left a note under the apartment door calling me all the bastards under the sun.
 

I fkn love The Who as well, seen 'em live twice, but only in the current incarnation of Pete and Rodge', my absolute favourite band of all time, Quadrophenia is a fkn masterpiece

anyway Nev, it's about time you started a thread about which are the best sweets made from caramelised sugar that you enjoy eating between about 6-9pm

you could call it "Evening Toffees"
 

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