Enhanced Games

[ChesterBlue]

Enhanced Games: Doped swimmer claims 50m freestyle 'world record'

Organisers of a controversial event allowing banned performance-enhancing drugs say a swimmer has broken a long-standing world record.

www.bbc.co.uk

Doped up to the eyeballs to trim 0.02 off a record. A record that's stood since 2009.

Probably shaved a significant chunk off their own lifespan too

 

[Yarrgh]

yes, it's the law.

Even in the drug pool?

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Can't be healthy for the athletes long term, no?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Even in the drug pool?

Now you're just showing off. Best event name ever.

 

[Yarrgh]

Can't be healthy for the athletes long term, no?

Are any high level elite sports?

 

[magicjuan]

Each event would need appropriate narcotic/enhancer
100m hurdles- pink champagne
Parallel bars- Acid
Dancing around with a ribbon on a stick- Biscuit la
10,000m bike race in velodrome- mushies
Marathon- Nepalese Temple Ball
Wrestling- Ket

I'd pay for that

 

[cronullasharks]

Each event would need appropriate narcotic/enhancer
100m hurdles- pink champagne
Parallel bars- Acid
Dancing around with a ribbon on a stick- Biscuit la
10,000m bike race in velodrome- mushies
Marathon- Nepalese Temple Ball
Wrestling- Ket

I'd pay for that

I'd like to see a few more extreme sports added to the program

Who can shoot the most heroin into their eyeballs
Who can stuff the most pills up their bum
Who can get the most gear into a country with the death penalty if caught

 

[COYBL25]

More of this, but Lycra clad ( preferably washed and freshly laundered)

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

I think it would be much more fun to watch the drunk games. For each competitor, before every event you need to do X tequila shots based on your body weight. The cycling crashes, the vomit in the pool, the archery...

It has to be garbage tequila too, to up the ante...Cuervo, Suaza, Don Julio, Herradurra etc

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Are any high level elite sports?

Touche!

 

[magicjuan]

I'd like to see a few more extreme sports added to the program

Who can shoot the most heroin into their eyeballs
Who can stuff the most pills up their bum
Who can get the most gear into a country with the death penalty if caught

Kink O' Lympics

 

[degsy]

Having a drugged-up Olympics is a great idea, but they are doing it all wrong.

No one wants to see normal events where people trim a bit of time off world records, I want to see Javelin on ketamine, Archery on shrooms and so on.

Hammer and discus too...oh and pistol and rifle shooting, in fact anything remotely dangerous as it will hopefully get rid of the idiots

 

[trueblue84]

 

[Cecil]

I hope it descends into roid rage fuelled chaos

I have 11 cats and it gets like this sometimes. Luckily I also have a Jack Russell that keeps them all in check.