Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
Some gems here from signs abroad
At a Bangkok dry-cleaner
''Drop your trousers here for best results''
An Acapulco hotel
''The manager has personally passed all the water served here''
A Tokyo hotel.
''You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid''
A Greek tailor.
''We will execute customers in strict rotation''
A Zurich hotel.
''Because of the improprietry of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose''
A temple in Bangkok
''It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a man''
A Norwegian cocktail lounge
''Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar''
A Tokyo car rental
''When passenger of foot heave into sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.''
A Budapest zoo.
'' Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.''
At a Bangkok dry-cleaner
''Drop your trousers here for best results''
An Acapulco hotel
''The manager has personally passed all the water served here''
A Tokyo hotel.
''You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid''
A Greek tailor.
''We will execute customers in strict rotation''
A Zurich hotel.
''Because of the improprietry of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose''
A temple in Bangkok
''It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a man''
A Norwegian cocktail lounge
''Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar''
A Tokyo car rental
''When passenger of foot heave into sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.''
A Budapest zoo.
'' Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.''
