England's Captain

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Off'f the telly Loose Women? I bet it was that Carol McGiffen, proper filthy - hope it wasn't Sherrie Hewson, bless her, she'd get all broken

Im calling this whole thing "Sausagegate" its just a shame that Gareth Southgate isn't involved...then it would be known as Southgategate

 

[Philw]

he's a dick, he's always been a dick, if his previous monumental dickishness hasn't stopped him from being England Captain, then this extra bit of dickishness shouldn't really make that much difference.


He is a dick though

This.

Have you seen her??

Is it me or is her face well lospided??!

Apparently there's a whole host of additional rumours/scandals about to erupt, surrounding JT, and Wayne Bridges ex....I won't go into detail here, as It'll give Danny a heart attack...

However there's rumours involving a certain loose woman and 5...yes... 5 other chelski players. I wonder who they will be....I've got my suspicions about one of them....

Therefore the time has come to have "something"-gate type name for this whole sordid affair.

So what do you reckon...what should we call this then?

Terrygate? Perroncel-gate? Where did they do it?

 

[KelseyGrammer-Beast-SuitsBlue]

Didn't this guy

Stick his

Up this lass's

rear end?
Point being, Beckham, Ashley Cole, have both been outed in the press for extra marital. No one wanted them cut from the England team, and even now there are those creaming themselves to get Beckham a few more England caps. As for Teddy Sheringham, hasn't he been through more London women than the average pint of water in the capital?

 

[chicoazul]

Sure, but being the fickle types they are all ills will be washed away when he scores against Tunisia or something.

Build them up, knock them down, build them back up again.

I hope England get smashed all over the show.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Listen , I don't do tabloids . So , I honestly don't know much about all this .
So , can someone please enlighten ? Apparently there are another 2 , poss 3 whom , have known her , in the Biblical sense .
Have they said who ???

Truly hope it's Ashley Cole , but I suppose that's expecting too much .

L.C.A.B. prepares to re-send Marraige Proposal to Geordie minx , via Facebook .

 

[little curly alan ball]

Off'f the telly Loose Women? I bet it was that Carol McGiffen, proper filthy - hope it wasn't Sherrie Hewson, bless her, she'd get all broken

Aaaaagggghhhhhh !!!

Sound of footsteps as L.C.A.B. runs to top of block , pre throwing himself off !!!

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Listen , I don't do tabloids . So , I honestly don't know much about all this .
So , can someone please enlighten ? Apparently there are another 2 , poss 3 whom , have known her , in the Biblical sense .
Have they said who ???

Truly hope it's Ashley Cole , but I suppose that's expecting too much .

L.C.A.B. prepares to re-send Marraige Proposal to Geordie minx , via Facebook .

One of them is of the icelandic persuasion, and one of em was er Romanian...Said Mr Cole's name has also been bandied about, and if so then Mrs Cole will be off...hopefully into my waiting arms...

As for the other 2 not sure yet....But there's also another nasty little rumour doin the rounds that Mr Terry gave Hilarios missus a good sausaging as well!!!

Not that I'm one to gossip or anything

 

[MapleLeafEvertonian]

Sky sources say that he is no longer captain

 

[Muggins]

Obviously it's going to the new scandal which will set tongues wagging and sell papers, magazines and launch a reality TV career for the girl, but...apart from finding out he's a bit of a blert, who's really arsed*? It doesn't constitute actual news surely?

A free media is something really celebrated by us but the present media are really bad tits, as are the population hooked on their [Poor language removed].

Yes, you.
* I am obviously for typing this

exactly mate. I don't care either.

I'm more worried about my front passenger tyre which is a bit low, and I don't even have 20p to pay for the air at the Tesco petrol station. Never mind pay 20p to read rubbish about footballers in the scum.

 

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

am I the only one who couldn't give two rat's asses over this scandal or whatever it is, so Terry loses the captaincy, is that it, turd face Capello gets a bit of extra back page coverage and no doubt Beckham will jump on the merry go round at some point, if he hasn't already.

Merseyside derby tomorrow, that's what I'm focusing on, sadly any good which comes of that for Blues will no doubt be overshadowed by over events, which I can only describe as somewhat trivial.

rant over. :sleep:

 

[chicoazul]

Happy families: John Terry and Toni Poole enjoy family fishing trip and appear closer than ever | Mail Online

Predictable as it is boring.

 

[Goat]

I guess the £100k a week wages makes her forget.

 

[Goat]

Sorry, £150k a week.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

*coughs repeatedly

i did say at the start of the season that he will go to s.a.

i was so gonna post that as well, then i changed my mind........



neville in !!

& after saturdays performance.......
Five things we learned from the Premier League this weekend | Barney Ronay | Football | guardian.co.uk

Phil Neville should be in England's World Cup squad. Who would you rather have playing at right‑back against a team who can attack properly? Wes Brown? Micah Richards? Still quick at 33 and always a sounder option on the right than the left, Neville is the best English right-back playing.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

He's crap going forward, and he's 33. Capello has already shown he doesn't go backwards when choosing players.