Embarrassing things kids say....

[Paulie]

I have two examples off the top of my head:

Standing having a p1ss and my niece runs in, points and says "my Daddy has one of those".

Walking down the street and she see's a black man and says "Look he has a chocolate face". (Head in hands moment).

 

[dion]

Was shopping with my 5 year old the other day. I asked him if he wanted apple or orange juice. He said that he wanted apple. Whilst we were standing in the queue I asked him why he liked apple juice. He replied in quite a loud voice, "Because it tastes like Cider". Woman on the till was peeing herself.

 

[Goat]

I have two examples off the top of my head:

Standing having a p1ss and my niece runs in, points and says "my Daddy has one of those".

Walking down the street and she see's a black man and says "Look he has a chocolate face". (Head in hands moment).

Is there a reason im missing as to why you havent been banned yet?

 

[Boss_Blue]

Is there a reason im missing as to why you havent been banned yet?

Exposing oneself to the first child and exposing the second to racism.

A truly heady combination.





Disclaimer - I am neither accusing nor implying that you have at any point intentionally or maliciously exposed yourself to a child. Neither do I believe that you have attempted to indoctrinate a child into a British pseudo KKK type organisations belief system.


Just to be clear.

 

[toffee matt]

Your threads have lowered the tone too new lows.

For that I congratulate you

 

[teppic]

Both of those incidents are quite disturbing.