Embarrassing childhood memories

[McBain]

At football registrations when I was about 9 or 10. The coach had a wife who had a body like a bowling pin - really bottom heavy. Being a cheeky get, I started waddling around puffing my cheeks out saying 'look at me' - turned around and there she is, completely red faced. I felt so bad, even worse when i turned up at school 2 weeks later and she was my grade 5 teacher.

 

[marnie]

But on the plus side Kentucky Fried Canary has gone from strength to strength and must have made you a few bob.

Mentally scarred.It landed on one foot and I crossed my leg,and kicked it in to an open fire.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Mentally scarred.It landed on one foot and I crossed my leg,and kicked it in to an open fire.

I can imagine, that has to be one of those sinking feelings. Still better to be mentally scarred than the bird who was mentally charred though.

That's like something that would probably happen to me if it was like a friend's most prized pet, just to add to the horror.

 

[summerisle]

I bet he's embarrassed now.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

4 pages to go from knobbly knees to being caught by your gran upside down against a wall trying to perform self oral sex. Nothing to be proud of guys

 

[Daz1878]

4 pages to go from knobbly knees to being caught by your gran upside down against a wall trying to perform self oral sex. Nothing to be proud of guys

It's the perfect illustration of the race to the bottom - a microcosm of the modern world.