Embarassing Kids

chrissyjack · February 3, 2011

What's the most embarassing thing one of your kids has done in your company? I , like many parents, can think of many . But the one that sticks out is when my daughter was about 3 . In Boots she saw a shelf full of a certain brand of " ladies towels" and sang at the top of her voice "Whoooooaa Bodyfoooooorrrrrmm ...Bodyform for yoooouuu " :blush:

Edmo · February 3, 2011

chrissyjack said:
What's the most embarassing thing one of your kids has done in your company? I , like many parents, can think of many . But the one that sticks out is when my daughter was about 3 . In Boots she saw a shelf full of a certain brand of " ladies towels" and sang at the top of her voice "Whoooooaa Bodyfoooooorrrrrmm ...Bodyform for yoooouuu "

hahaha class...i havnt got any kids yet but cant wait for these capers

chrissyjack · February 3, 2011

That's going back about 18 yrs , now

Mutzo Nutzo · February 3, 2011

Edmo said:
hahaha class...i havnt got any kids yet but cant wait for these capers

I was in the supermarket only last week, with my 5 yr old daughter, when this little dude comes in - hard to explain but he had no arms and legs, and was lying face down on this cool little mobile unit, and he was zipping in and out of the aisles getting his shopping in, when I lost track of my little one - to my horror she starts pushing his buggy round, and he's like okay thanks but that's enough - she just doesn't get it, and she's giggling like crazy, trying to spin the poor sod!

So I apologise to him, and drag her away, much to her dismay, shouting that he was a funny little man, and can she get a pram like his!

Oh the shame

Lynne x · February 3, 2011

Like you i have hundreds i could list but it has got to be my daughter aged about 6, in the family enclosure singing along to Grand Old Team, except she sang the erm adult version at the top of her voice and then just turned to me and grinned whilst i died on the spot xx

little curly alan ball · February 3, 2011

chrissyjack said:
What's the most embarassing thing one of your kids has done in your company? I , like many parents, can think of many . But the one that sticks out is when my daughter was about 3 . In Boots she saw a shelf full of a certain brand of " ladies towels" and sang at the top of her voice "Whoooooaa Bodyfoooooorrrrrmm ...Bodyform for yoooouuu "

Mate , I have a 26 year old 14 year old .

Our David , 'cause I weren't there for much of his 4 /8 period , WANTS IT BACK NOW !!!!

I SWEAR it ...

Mufuka gets fed , ironed , tidied up after , Bevvied ,...AN' WILL NOT , REPEAT NOT SCRATCH HIS ARSE !!!

He's 6ft 1 and 15 fukn stone btw ...

Stand on me , YOU GOT A RESULT , Dawg ...

little curly alan ball · February 3, 2011

Lynne x said:
Like you i have hundreds i could list but it has got to be my daughter aged about 6, in the family enclosure singing along to Grand Old Team, except she sang the erm adult version at the top of her voice and then just turned to me and grinned whilst i died on the spot xx

That's CUTE not embarrassing , girl .

chrissyjack · February 3, 2011

I heard my , then 5 yr old, son swear. He was playing with his mate on the front when I called him in for his tea . He said to his mate " I'm going in for tea , now. So [Poor language removed] off " It was said so innocently as if he was saying goodbye. I was thinking " Did he REALLY say that ? Or am I hearing things ? "

Lynne x · February 3, 2011

little curly alan ball said:
That's CUTE not embarrassing , girl .

No, it really wasnt, not when half the crowd around you are laughing and the other half looking at you with disgust xx

chrissyjack · February 3, 2011

little curly alan ball said:
Mate , I have a 26 year old 14 year old .

Our David , 'cause I weren't there for much of his 4 /8 period , WANTS IT BACK NOW !!!!

I SWEAR it ...

Mufuka gets fed , ironed , tidied up after , Bevvied ,...AN' WILL NOT , REPEAT NOT SCRATCH HIS ARSE !!!

He's 6ft 1 and 15 fukn stone btw ...

Stand on me , YOU GOT A RESULT , Dawg ...

I've got a 15 yr old lad who when asked why his bed's not made , says " What's the point ? I'll be getting back in tonight"
I say " Alright. I'll stop washing the plates, then. You're gonna eat on them again tomorrow"

chrissyjack · February 3, 2011

Lynne x said:
No, it really wasnt, not when half the crowd around you are laughing and the other half looking at you with disgust xx

Be honest . You must have felt a little bit of pride. I would have

chrissyjack · February 3, 2011

chrissyjack said:
I've got a 15 yr old lad who when asked why his bed's not made , says " What's the point ? I'll be getting back in tonight"
I say " Alright. I'll stop washing the plates, then. You're gonna eat on them again tomorrow"

I won't let him have friends over. Not until I can see his bedroom carpet