I'm really hoping that Suarez comes out now and gives an interview advising Coutinho to join Barca, head would literally drop off and explode at the player they still worship doing that
Coutinho will either be gone in order to pay for them making a big money signing (as was always going to be the case), or if he stays it will be trumpeted as some kind of triumph and will allow them to get away with actually not signing either VVD or Keita and the fans will lap it up as a victory.
Hopefully Coutinho goes, they get neither Keita or VVD, they lose Can as well and then they draw Steau Bucharest in the CL knock-out round and get eliminated by them - now that would-be a very poetic form of justice - and we may even have to do a banner for the next Derby game with Steau Bucharest and a picture of the CL trophy on it - just for old times sake...