Steve0
Player Valuation: £35m
Ah yes.
ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"
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Ah yes.
SunKing
Player Valuation: £8m
"I was working in Widnes today, just flew over and back today, but I got a taxi from the airport to where I was working and it was like all my Christmases came at once, my taxi driver was a bitter Blue, and yes, they will be finishing above Liverpool this season, Klaasen will add "15 goals from midfield", Niang will "bed in this season with about 10", and Pickford is "worth 10 points", therefore that will close the gap on "them", if not overtake the RS, I didn't say who I supported, but I tipped him 23 quid, which he said thank you for, and asked why, I said, "a pound for every year since you've won a trophy", felt brilliant, I hope he was fewmin."
Hilarious.....
Gotta love their sense of humour, up there with the best.
Haha! This definitely did not happen. Great story though.
Maybe, but his goal and assist record for Roma is quite good for a winger. We should be in for someone like him to replace Mirallas.
Dont think "quite good" is adequate for 35m+ really to be honest.
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
"I was working in Widnes today, just flew over and back today, but I got a taxi from the airport to where I was working and it was like all my Christmases came at once, my taxi driver was a bitter Blue, and yes, they will be finishing above Liverpool this season, Klaasen will add "15 goals from midfield", Niang will "bed in this season with about 10", and Pickford is "worth 10 points", therefore that will close the gap on "them", if not overtake the RS, I didn't say who I supported, but I tipped him 23 quid, which he said thank you for, and asked why, I said, "a pound for every year since you've won a trophy", felt brilliant, I hope he was fewmin."
Hilarious.....
Gotta love their sense of humour, up there with the best.
yeah, this 100% didn't actually happen in real life. If you're going to lie on the internet, at least have a good "story".
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
we could make up trophies like they do.
Indeed.. who would be fuming over a £23 tip? What kind of way to annoy someone is that?! Nice "story" but a work of fiction nonetheless.
Yep, like how the taxi driver asks 'conveniently' "Why did you give me a £23 tip?" therefore lining up the RS beaut to deliver his punchline.
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
yeah, i've never ever tipped a taxi driver (tempted to let the sentence finish here)
... and for them to ask me why. They just say thanks ha
He scores or assists every game. We need a winger like that.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Make it believable at least...
I had just arrived at John Lenon of the Beatles airport from Oslo, dressed in my full kit to see my beautiful football team gegenpress with heavy metal their way to the title last October when someone supporting Never(hahaha)ton picked me up in the taxi where the manager is being sacked yes?
Then proceed to hilarity where £23 ends up in the taxi driver's pocket with his lesson well and truly learnt.
Truly hilarious. He is the heir to the Crown of John Bishop. Get in contact with the Dave tv channel for your own show.
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
Taxi driver if he'd been a blue would have given him 39 pence change for the amount of people they murdered at heysel.
Top bantz eh rawk lurkers
Top bantz eh rawk lurkers
jaycee
Player Valuation: £60m
"After 38 years of being a Liverpool fan,I recently moved from Cornwall to Liverpool so I to can prematurely welcome the team coach as PL champions,anyway after moving home I needed a builder to tidy up the house.
Imagine my joy when a bitter turned up,while he was working I hurled turds from the bedroom window at him,being a bitter he didnt see the funny side even when I shouted negrito a few times,anyway after he finished building the garden wall I ran out and pushed it over before smashing his head with a paving slab,when the ambulance turned up I decided he would find it hilarious if I rocked it,the mongrel still didnt find his sense of humour,I really got to him though by paying him £23,000 for erecting the wall so I got one over him again LOL YANW
Imagine my joy when a bitter turned up,while he was working I hurled turds from the bedroom window at him,being a bitter he didnt see the funny side even when I shouted negrito a few times,anyway after he finished building the garden wall I ran out and pushed it over before smashing his head with a paving slab,when the ambulance turned up I decided he would find it hilarious if I rocked it,the mongrel still didnt find his sense of humour,I really got to him though by paying him £23,000 for erecting the wall so I got one over him again LOL YANW
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
Holy Christ, a new nivea add popped up on my tv just now involving them. Guess who couldn't help themselves making an appearance? Stevie me!
Haha just can't make this stuff up. The advert makes it look like he's going in just to play with the players who remain in the showers.
Didn't include Coutinho in this advert of course.
Haha just can't make this stuff up. The advert makes it look like he's going in just to play with the players who remain in the showers.
Didn't include Coutinho in this advert of course.
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