Deggo
Player Valuation: £20m
NahI remember my first pint.
You can see the little beut just itching to ask the question from a mile away can't you. He must have been thinking to himself "this is going to be HILARIOUS". Instead everyone bar some equally meffy Kopites are going to think he's an absolute bellend of epic proportions and his face will be all over social media by the morning. Well done you.
They'll make a banner calling him the Dortmund one














