Today I have already a hear a full rendition of "YAWN" and that Johnny Cash song that the miserable sods have claimed as their own. Not on the radio, oh no. From the beauts in the pub right outside my sodding window.
It's FA cup final day and Liverpool blew the league a week ago. The season is over. And the final is between Hull and Arsenal.
And yet some utter, utter LFC belters are still waving their flags and banging on about themselves.
WE GO AGAIN LAD, WE GO AGAIN
Er, the season's over.
WE"RE GONNA WIN DER LEEEEAGUE
Er, you're not. It's over, and you didn't win it.
MAKE US BELIEVE
..what, that it's still April and you can still win it? Alright, if you insist. It's still April, and you can still win it. I mean, you actually can't, but anyway.
They remind me of that Japanese soldier after WWII who ended holed up in the jungle, still fighting the war.
http://history1900s.about.com/od/worldwarii/a/soldiersurr.htm
BUT AT LEAST HE HADN"T BEEN TOLD THE WAR WAS OVER, YOU GANG OF TEDS. YOU LOST THE LEAGUE AND YOU KNOW IT. NOW SHUT UP OR I"LL EMPTY THE DUSTBIN OVER YOU, YOU SHOWER OF BEAUTS.