ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3

[Yarrgh]

I think he’s injured
There was something about it in one of the papers a while back
A sore knee or something like that

That's absolutely terrible news for them. Whoever hurt him must be the worstest kind of human in existence!

 

[Brisan123]

That's absolutely terrible news for them. Whoever hurt him must be the worstest kind of human in existence!

I think it was a Chelsea player
Them poor sods get blamed for everything
Hardly one of ours we are too nice on the pitch

 

[Yarrgh]

I think it was a Chelsea player
Them poor sods get blamed for everything
Hardly one of ours we are too nice on the pitch

I can just imagine the sort... long gangly arms, completely focussed on his job without any distractions, doing who's-the-daddy style assault-tackles.

 

[ste d' indica]

That's absolutely terrible news for them. Whoever hurt him must be the worstest kind of human in existence!

Worse than Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot combined mate.

 

[Marius57]

The best popcorning will be if we win our next 3, and mathematically are still in with it if we beat city. City could roll over for us if it ensures Liverpool don't get top 4, or even top 5.

Won't happen as we will bottle it well before then, but that would be great.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Klopp has confirmed Ozan Kabak would not be available for the rearranged game at Old Trafford on Thursday, leaving Nat Phillips and Rhys Williams as his only fit central defenders once more. The manager said Jordan Henderson would not play again this season.

That could be crucial, if Klopp moves Fabinho back into defence they’re almost a different team. Partly because Fabinho is the most overhyped central defender I’ve seen for a while and is in fact very very poor in that position, but also because he’s a very very good holding midfielder who makes them a lot more solid when he plays there.

 

[Yarrgh]

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Sandwiched in between Hitler and Stalin, almost right then. I'll take an asterisk then...

 

[ste d' indica]

Sandwiched in between Hitler and Stalin, almost right then. I'll take an asterisk then...

He's up there with Thanos, Ming and The Emperor mate - pure evil.

 

[NewRadical]

Why not put in the Virgil Van Dijk fella? He's werld class him.

Didn't he injure himself getting off the bench during the Anfield Derby?

They stopped leaking goals since he hasn't played. They just don't score enough of them.

 

[Yarrgh]

He's up there with Thanos, Ming and The Emperor mate - pure evil.

He's a menace to society, going around ripping people's legs off. Could they Douglas Bader that wooden league trophy that was posted a page or so ago onto Van Dijk and get him back in against United?

 

[Saint Domingo]

Didn't he injure himself getting off the bench during the Anfield Derby?

They stopped leaking goals since he hasn't played. They just don't score enough of them.

Only that lot could have an injury crisis and find that their 7th choice yarddog centreback is actually fairly good and probably better positionally than any of their other centrebacks except Matip. He’s hilarious on the ball but even just blocking stuff and doing basics have tightened them up over whatever Fabinho and Henderson were trying to do back there.

 

[Encoder]

Didn't he injure himself getting off the bench during the Anfield Derby?

They stopped leaking goals since he hasn't played. They just don't score enough of them.

He was only there so they could do some weird cult celebration in front of the cameras for their seemingly inevitable derby win. Absolute freaks.

Then James slid in Richarlison and the rest is history.

 

[PaulPowersTash]

The best popcorning will be if we win our next 3, and mathematically are still in with it if we beat city. City could roll over for us if it ensures Liverpool don't get top 4, or even top 5.

Won't happen as we will bottle it well before then, but that would be great.

Pep will rotate massively for the Everton game.
He just can't and won't take any risks with any player whatsoever - why should he?
There is absolutely no upside for us in winning this game.

 

[Efcjake]

"Wahhhhh we don't have any money"

 

[Brisan123]

Pep will rotate massively for the Everton game.
He just can't and won't take any risks with any player whatsoever - why should he?
There is absolutely no upside for us in winning this game.

Title parade in front of your fans
Aside from that your second 11 beats our first 11 as your lot will be looking for a place in the CL final side