
I imagine next time we play them they'll need to allow an additional 30 minutes pre-game so we can take the knee and have a minutes applause followed by a minutes silence. We'll then need to light candles and also release chinese lanterns as a symbol of hope for a speedy recovery. The players will then change into a memorial edition one off shirt to show respect for big Virgil and each player will wear a pair of Adidas Predator clogs to show our appreciation for his culture.
We'll then perform a guard of honour and he'll be wheeled up the centre of it in a full body cast to emphasise just how injured he is. We then kick off and one of Colemans ill fitting clogs flies off as he makes a clearance and cracks Virgil straight in the head giving him concussion, meanwhile one of the wayward lanterns falls from the sky and sets fire to his cast giving him third degree burns to 60% of his body. Andy Robertson's cannibalistic urges come to the surface at the smell of burning flesh and he munches through Virgil whilst chanting incoherent things about Sergio Ramos.
Game abandoned, 3-0 Everton.
@Prevenger17 out of photoshop retirement for one last hurrahCan we have Fanta scruff back in lads just so we don't forget him here. An updated last supper esque painting of all the RS beauts is in order
I assume that the Mirror, misguidedly, believe that no RS would read the S*n. So are just playing to their believed target audience.
Ironically, Evertonians seem to be the fanbase that most strictly observes the boycott of the S*n. So the Mirror's readership probably has more Evertonians than RS.
@Prevenger17 out of photoshop retirement for one last hurrah
A cold war steve type advent calendar filled with 24 of the tricky reds finestChristmas special for charity.