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ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3


Here's a thought Blue people.
Should we really be referring to our lovable neighbours' followers as 'fans' these days?
Perhaps the term 'customers' is more appropriate these days.
I know this term could be loosely applied to fans of all clubs but I'm talking about followers who;
- delight in having dedicated long distance trips to the cesspit to visit the club shop.
- revel in having season tickets that they simply sell on to fools who really want to go to the match.
- take every opportunity to promote their company 'brand' by means of badly-worded banners and nonsense slogans.
- defend their brand to the nth degree across the whole of social media.
- would buy the fresh turd of a Great Dane if it had the rs' crest on it.

Happy VE day Blues.

Sorry to spoil your great idea, but the Dark Lord himself John Henry mooted your (what sounds crazy or at least some sort of parody) idea a few years back...

That lest remembered great socialist document released by the Fenway Sports Group entitled, "Liverpool FC; Transforming Fans Into Customers"

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As Lord Voldemort rubbed his spindly hands together looking disturbingly like an even more evil Montgomery Burns, at the thought of all that extra tat money from the simpletons of Mordor giving him half a teacake in his farah pants, the unthinkable happened...
Some of the great unwashed didn't want to be known as customers as it was to hard to spell, 'Fans' is simple, like themselves.
So that great bastion of fan groups SOS (Sweaty Odious Sycophants), dared to prod poor ole Grumpy John Henry to not call them 'Customers' as he fleeced every last cent from their NatWest Piggy Banks and revert back to fans. Which he did and it became known as a great socialist victory for the greatest club in Der history of de world ever with the greatest customers ever... Oops fans ever, 'dis means more larrrrrr....'

It's not often mentioned as it been swept under the rug with the rest of the Klanfield rubbish that goes on all the time. Thank those media acolytes, Ollie Holt, Brian Read, Andy Dunn etc ... Who spend their entire days jumping up and down on that said rug attempting to keep it all hidden as the trash piles higher and higher... 'Sterling' job lads... Oops that's another name ya can't say, institutionalized racism gahhhh.... Under the rug you go as well
 


Sorry to spoil your great idea, but the Dark Lord himself John Henry mooted your (what sounds crazy or at least some sort of parody) idea a few years back...

That lest remembered great socialist document released by the Fenway Sports Group entitled, "Liverpool FC; Transforming Fans Into Customers"

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As Lord Voldemort rubbed his spindly hands together looking disturbingly like an even more evil Montgomery Burns, at the thought of all that extra tat money from the simpletons of Mordor giving him half a teacake in his farah pants, the unthinkable happened...
Some of the great unwashed didn't want to be known as customers as it was to hard to spell, 'Fans' is simple, like themselves.
So that great bastion of fan groups SOS (Sweaty Odious Sycophants), dared to prod poor ole Grumpy John Henry to not call them 'Customers' as he fleeced every last cent from their NatWest Piggy Banks and revert back to fans. Which he did and it became known as a great socialist victory for the greatest club in Der history of de world ever with the greatest customers ever... Oops fans ever, 'dis means more larrrrrr....'

It's not often mentioned as it been swept under the rug with the rest of the Klanfield rubbish that goes on all the time. Thank those media acolytes, Ollie Holt, Brian Read, Andy Dunn etc ... Who spend their entire days jumping up and down on that said rug attempting to keep it all hidden as the trash piles higher and higher... 'Sterling' job lads... Oops that's another name ya can't say, institutionalized racism gahhhh.... Under the rug you go as well


Brilliant lol
 

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