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"Simon Jordans away. We've got Sean Dyche for the whole week to tell you how he saved Everton. And yes its the whole week. He's still out of work"

Up next, Sean will be slandering more fellow managers who actually have jobs and telling us how he would’ve definitely saved Leicester if he really wanted to. Also we’re giving away two free tickets to Radio X’s big weekender, just text SNOT to 87554 to enter.
 
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ā€˜And we’ve got a Mikey on the line from Liverpool, what do you want to say to Sean’

ā€˜Hi Sean, before you arrived I said it would be beyond a miracle if we stayed up’

ā€˜So presumably you must be pleased with Sean’s work Mikey?’

ā€˜No I wasn’t entertained enough and didn’t like the way he said ā€˜on the grass’ in press conferences’ or touched his head after wiping his mouth; just really bothered me, it still does months after he’s left, I’ve actually set up a whole internet thread about it…’

ā€˜But I thought you said it would be ā€˜beyond a miracle’?’

ā€˜No anyone could have done it’

ā€˜Hmm not making much sense there Michael but thank you for the call onto our next caller now’
 
ā€˜And we’ve got a Mikey on the line from Liverpool, what do you want to say to Sean’

ā€˜Hi Sean, before you arrived I said it would be beyond a miracle if we stayed up’

ā€˜So presumably you must be pleased with Sean’s work Mikey?’

ā€˜No I wasn’t entertained enough and didn’t like the way he said ā€˜on the grass’ in press conferences’ or touched his head after wiping his mouth; just really bothered me, it still does months after he’s left, I’ve actually set up a whole internet thread about it…’

ā€˜But I thought you said it would be ā€˜beyond a miracle’?’

ā€˜No anyone could have done it’

ā€˜Hmm not making much sense there Michael but thank you for the call onto our next caller now’

Thanks Jim. Up next after the break, Sean will be pondering the tough questions, such as: was Mrs Thatcher misunderstood? Call in and give us your thoughts.
 

Up next, Sean will be slandering more fellow managers who actually have jobs and telling us how he would’ve definitely saved Leicester if he really wanted to. Also we’re giving away two free tickets to Radio X’s big weekender, just text SNOT to 87554 to enter.

"Join us after the break when Sean Dyche tells us how he'd repair the Ozone layer"

I mean i feel a bit guilty boring the whole forum on dyche but its stubborness kicking in somewhat at the staggering ridiculous posts about how he saved Everton.
Its like a dyche cult. A really weird one
 

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