Double Entendres

[blue61]

I dont know any, can anyone give me one?

 

[noharmdone]

Stephen Maguire.

 

[Pat's Van]

hmmm it's hard isn't it ?

 

[Cena]

@Scousebabe888

 

[McBain]

 

[blue61]

hmmm it's hard isn't it ?

I know, I think I need to get a grip of myself.

 

[McBain]

I know, I think I need to get a grip of myself.

Your strangling this thing to within an Inch of its Life Pal

 

[Pat's Van]

Your strangling this thing to within an Inch of its Life Pal

I'll slip another one in here

 

[blue61]

I'll slip another one in here

Is it a big one?

 

[McBain]

Is it a big one?

I'm choking up here.

 

[blue61]

Did you get it in all the way?

 

[bluejock]

Girl in a bar asked me for a double entendre once so I gave her one.

 

[klingklang]

Finbar Saunders

 

[ijjysmith]

Fish Fingers

 

[degsy]

I dont know any, can anyone give me one?

Give me one * goes in to tittering bevis and butthead mode.

Tittering; * goes in to dick dastardly snickering mode.

Dick; this is getting a bit harder now.

Hard; with any luck I'll think of more

Luck; sounds like F... etc etc