2017/18 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Westend Blue]

2 assists and 3 goals lads been our most productive player this season. So far

 

[chicoazul]

Big fan of playing non-goalscoring centre forwards in the league "oooh but he scored against Sunderland ".

Kone hatrrick.

Plus he has eyebrows like an unsuccessful chrysalis

Let that guilt flow out of you.

 

[Goat]

 

[Connor]

OLE OLE OLE, DCL DCL DCL.

 

[Fansince1988]

I didn't rate him but as he's been give more and more game time he has improved, Koeman must see something in him, that's what they youngsters need, Davies got time last season and now he's a very good first teamer. I remember Kane at Spurs didn't look that good at the start but he was given time and look where he is now, England's number 1 striker. Let's hope DCL can keep improving and be a great player for us.

 

[chicoazul]

I didn't rate him but as he's been give more and more game time he has improved, Koeman must see something in him, that's what they youngsters need, Davies got time last season and now he's a very good first teamer. I remember Kane at Spurs didn't look that good at the start but he was given time and look where he is now, England's number 1 striker. Let's hope DCL can keep improving and be a great player for us.

I’ll accept that. One free pass from vaulting.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Is someone is 20 years old and already scoring and performing well in the PL they aren’t a bad player.

 

[Furey1878]

Always rated the lad, vault me and feed my online ego!

 

[Nymzee]

I think I'm vault proof on my prince.

I think.

 

[orly]

Is someone is 20 years old and already scoring and performing well in the PL they aren’t a bad player.

He hasn't scored in the league this season

He performs like a drunken ice skater who no longer has the heart for it

Plus he has eyebrows like a hedge full of Japanese knotweed

 

[MikeH72]

Bold I know, but I reckon he'll be dropped for Rooney and then Rooney will miskick something on Saturday.

 

[Nymzee]

He hasn't scored in the league this season

He performs like a drunken ice skater who no longer has the heart for it

Plus he has eyebrows like a hedge full of Japanese knotweed

What are you even watching Weasel Hunter.

 

[orly]

What are you even watching Weasel Hunter.

The horizon, always.

 

[neil999]

koeman might actually know what he is doing with younger players y'know...

 

[yakublue]

[to the tune of agadoo]

Calvert-Lew Lew Lewin
He puts one in, he puts two in

Calvert-Lew Lew Lewin
I'm so glad that he's a blue 'un

With his left, with his right
Will he score? I think he might

Calvert-Lew Lew Lewin
For the scoresheet he's a shoo-in