2024/25 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Spadge Vernacular]

Mad how these bids are flying in for him isn't it

Crazy mate, totally crazy.

Even madder though, how these successive maangers keep picking him ahead of other options.

 

[Toffeeforme]

What have we become accustomed to. He's 95% shitzer with a 3% good work rate performance and 2% critical goal. Back in the day he would be playing in the reserves until he started netting. Cant believe anyone will be giving him more than we offered even with a free.

 

[Efcjake]

Crazy mate, totally crazy.

Even madder though, how these successive maangers keep picking him ahead of other options.

How much would you want us to bid for a striker with 2 league goals?

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

How much would you want us to bid for a striker with 2 league goals?

Whats his name mate?

 

[Goat]

How much would you want us to bid for a striker with 2 league goals?

21 goals mate.

He scored 21 goals in a season.

You are talking 80m, at least.

We just agreed to pay 40m for Broja who scored 0 goals last season, so I think 80m is a fair price.

 

[Efcjake]

No he hasnt.

Why are you making stuff up?

His xG for the season is 4.7 and hes scored 2 goals, which means he has missed 2 decent chances, spread over 18 games, which is barely a chance every 8 games.

So only an xG of 1 is being counted by you here as a "decent chance". What utter nonsense you've written.

For the record a penalty, where you have an unobstructed shot right at the keeper from 12 yards out, is only 0.76.

 

[Goat]

So only an xG of 1 is being counted by you here as a "decent chance". What utter nonsense you've written.

For the record a penalty, where you have an unobstructed shot right at the keeper from 12 yards out, is only 0.76.

Right, so what is 2.7 xG divided by 18 games?

 

[Efcjake]

Whats his name mate?

Let's call him Lominic Dalvert Cewin

 

[Efcjake]

Right, so what is 2.7 xG divided by 18 games?

The average xG per shot on goal is between 0.06 and 0.14.

You can work out how many he has missed.

 

[Goat]

The average xG per shot on goal is between 0.06 and 0.14.

You can work out how many he has missed.

How many xG is a header on the halfway line?

Heres a challenge, name the last chance DCL missed.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

21 goals mate.

He scored 21 goals in a season.

You are talking 80m, at least.

We just agreed to pay 40m for Broja who scored 0 goals last season, so I think 80m is a fair price.

Do you know something we don’t?

 

[Goat]

Do you know something we don’t?

From reading this thread.

You are allowed to just say anything, it doesnt have to be factual.

 

[Efcjake]

How many xG is a header on the halfway line?

Heres a challenge, name the last chance DCL missed.

The free header he sent right into the keepers hands when he came on last weekend.

Not a hard challenge this.

 

[Goat]

The free header he sent right into the keepers hands when he came on last weekend.

Not a hard challenge this.

His xG was 0.1 for that game.

Try again.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Let's call him Lominic Dalvert Cewin

He sounds boss, let's offer 80 mill and 150k per week.

Everton aren't we!